it's that left brain, right brain thingee everyone talks abt...
Why are there stop signs at corners?
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it's that left brain, right brain thingee everyone talks abt...
Why are there stop signs at corners?
So people wont crash into each other...
Why are there not stop signs in driveways?
There were, but the cars pass by them so fast that they were blown away.
Which is the way the cookie crumbles?
Into your mouth, if you are lucky:):):)
How can a plane fly?
by getting a running start and flapping it's wings
why are stop signs red?
because they aren't blue
should i have a bagel for breakfast or a muffin?
I think a bagel, because you can put cream cheese on it...yummy!
How does an I-Pod work??
magically (and you were right about the cream cheese part:yawnb: )
why do i have to go to work?
Because I have too....:)
Why does it have to snow in April???!!!???
global warming
why doesn't it ever snow here in California?
It doesn't want to. It snows because it can!http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Cold.gif
What's with all the Chuck Norris putdowns, considering he can probably kick our collective cans? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/Trashed.gif
Because a long time ago a dragon who was the name sake Californa fell in love with a princess named snow and after Californa tried very hard to get her to "kiss" him he finally took her dog hostage and after he gave it back she said she would only "kiss" him on very special occasions...
Why do I live in Minnesota?
sorry...took me too long with my story....
Because he can kick our collective cans, it is our way to show we are not afraid...
Why does it take so much practice to play an instrument??
because its to hard ( i like the story by the way:lol: )
why is it hard to play any instrument? except the triangle which i mastered when i was 4
It isn't. Not if you're Chuck Norris.
hehe, I could do this all day, but I'll stop here, otherwise I'd drive you people nuts :p
Because the instrument is like a wild animal: it must be tamed before it is of any use to us.
Why is the sky sometimes pink?
because the red mixed with the white
how could anyone get annoyed by Chuck Norris?
sorry i had to do it one more time:lol:
Annoyed, no. Severely injured, probably. Killed, most likely.
Why do english catholic prayers to this day still have the word 'thy'?
because on one bothered to revise them
why is this website so addictive?
I dunno, why don't you ask Chuck Norris? He's the founder, after all... *ducks roundhouse kick*
Why do I have a splitting headache? (And on the day of testing too...)
your splitting headache is do to the fact that you have testing today
whats the point of college?
Its primary aim is to fill your head with stuff you can't possibly put into practice in your future job. It serves to create the illusion that a human being can actually learn things (thought-provoking? :))
Why do people walk when they can run?
because running makes you sweat and no one wants to sweat
why do people walk when they can skip?
Because they're too busy talking on their cell phones to Hummer salesmen.
Why would someone in the suburbs of Kansas (flaaaaaaaaat) want to buy a Hummer for the "rough terrain" around here?
Fat squirrels? Sorry :X
Why doesn't Kevin Federline realize what an idiot he is?
His "bling bling" is too shiny. And besides, you're talking about a guy who married Britney Spears. Wasn't too bright in the first place.
Who is worse (more annoying)? "Fed-Ex" (Federline) or Michael Jackson?
Guess that pedophiles are undisputed winners of every contest of how bad a guy is, so MJ.
Why do taxi drivers drive as if they had a deathwish?
come on if you were a taxi driver wouldn't you have a deathwish. its the worst job in the world
why is the world round?
Because some guy centuries ago said so. Mankind in general would have disregarded him, hadn't he had a hella funny name (Galileu Galilei)
When did you last commit murder?
What! How did you know?!
...I mean... I-do-not-know-what-you-are-talking-about... heh heh heh....
:p
So, who did you murder? (Or have a strong feeling of wanting to?)
Who hasn't screwed me over?
Is this meant to be a humorous thread?
Depends. How do you define humor?
humor, isn't that the special side of the brain that enables men and women to get along?
Why do people put sea shells on their ears to listen to the ocean???
they want to protect their ear from direct contact to sea water.
why do socks stink?
Don't you start stinking when your in a scary dark place all day.
why do you have hair on your toes?
So people will think your a hobbit
why do stars shine?
Because they love attention
Why do some people have hair in there ears?
because it keeps them warm
why dont fish sleep
because you cant sleep with water surrounding you
Why dont humans lay eggs?
You never heard the average stand-up comic? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...Kane/Shock.gif
Why do people think a potty-mouth is so funny?
Lol, well. I could say something bad about that...
Why did the chicken have to cross the road?