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Inescapable? What do you take me for?
AimusSage's "hill"
I steal the Wings of retarded Icarus, the bow and arrow of some medieval lackie, some pomegranate seeds from Persephone and Brutus
I fly (like a bat...) out of Hell, shoot my favorite martian full of arrows like a dart board, who proceeds to run away- I plant the seeds, which grow to a tree, where I hide with my bow and arrows while Brutus circles below like a guard dog
My fortress, my hill
M.C's Hill
Explosions, lots of explosions on the hill next to the one M.C thinks she owns. It's the IRS, coming to collect hill taxes, you did pay them didn't you?
Well, I guess everyone forgets it from time to time.
However, as I did pay my taxes, (for once) they give me the hill as bonus.
My Hill.
Taxes? That's it?
AimusSage's hill
The IRS comes back- they've discovered that he's been evading his pocket protector taxes. They haul him off to debtor's prison, where he'll remain there indefinitely because the IRS takes taxes VERY seriously- he's going to become one of those non-existent prisoners that receive horrible treatment and nil frills. Meanwhile, I've dug a tunnel from MY cell (nowhere near his) with a spork to the top of the hill.
Have fun in chains!
Miss Caroline's hill
Someone steal somebody's bow and arrow? :mad:
Oh, get off my hill- you ditched me!
Your hill is the anthill over there.
This is my hill, as it has always been my hill, since the first emergence of the hill. That's history, and it is written by the victor. ME! :D
My hill.
You assume you win. Your hill is a hologram that you just fell through, and y ou might want to get your eyes checked, because it's still my hill and I'm sitting in the middle of the tunnel, spork in victorious hand- remember?
Your hologram, my hill
You can have my hill for now. Have some fun with it. :)
Will do!
Miss Caroline;)
Hope to see you around!
I seal the ends of the tunnel. :D
MY HILL!!!!
Maddy's hill.
I tell her that at the bottom of the hill is a real pretty bow for her long dark hair. She runs down to see, and finds only a crazy barber with a scissor trying to cut her hair. She runs off.
Virgil's Hill!
Virgil's hill...
I call my personal pack of wolves to come by and Virgil runs with his tail between his legs...
Shini's hill!!!!
Shini's Hill
Such a shame for Shingami being that tiny, she does seem to got trampled on when people climb hills.
My hill
I lure Kilt with my smile :) *batting eyelashes* "sweet and innocent smile* ;)
my weapons that work all the time..he he he
The charm worked....:banana: :banana:
MY HILL!!!! :D
I sho maddie the brochure for a new earing shop that she just must see so she goes off I claim the hill...
I think we all know what comes next....:D
Nightshade's hill...
I tell her there are smiley ruins underground... She goes off on an excavation to the center of the earth to search for the giant smiley :)
My hill :-p
I find the giant milie and come back with the decndants of David Innes and Claim the hill!!
Then I summon up my Deathsmilie which you kiss.. you're dead.. Hahaha sucks to be you...
My HILL... Mine Mine Mine
but since I am Lady of the smilies I am infact immune to all forms of smilie poison so I was just pretending and the smilies attack you hill while you are celbrating and oops wast that you we threw out the window ahh well
my hill!!
Nightshades hill,
I get mad and destroy all the smilies in the world. I erase their very existence on the planet and it's history...
Since Nightshades is the Lady of the smilies... She naturally dies and is destines to wait forever in purgatory for hell where she is number 2568 and is stuck between an ugly fat man who tries to grope her and a stinky fat slobby man who falls asleep and drools on her shoulder.... Mwahahhaha!!!
Shini's hill Shinigami desu!
Shini is feeling guilty at destroying all the smilies, and has now set out to find new smilies, to make up with Night.
I have the hill now. :banana:
MY HILL!!!!
Madhuri's Hill
Walking around in purgatory on my way to kick the horned one for not releasing Night and getting her back to earth the moment he saw she was in purgatory, I notice Madhuri, who, strangely enough, sits on my hill. I'll have to deal with that. :nod:
But first I call the Martian military and tell them to up the production of smilies in the secret production facility to make up for the loss of smilies on earth. As the production facilities kick in, a horde of smilies decent onto earth, where they are greated by Night, who was just released from purgatory by Mr. Satan himself.
Time to deal with the illegal occupant of my hill.
I tell Madhuri it is a very nice picture of her in her profile, but that it is a bit unclear. She immediately runs of to find a bigger and better picture.
My hill, taken without the use of excessive force, if you don't count the beating I gave the horned one. :D
Illegal!!! :eek: It was always mine...
Anyways, I know how to reclaim my property. :D
I tell Aimus, that some very honoured guests from Mars have come visiting him, and to recieve them he has to go to the guest house downhill. As soon as he enters the room, I lock it from outside. The illegal occupant is in now and the rightful occupant (ME) is now sitting on top of the hill...:banana:
My HILL!!!
Madhuri's hill.
Say, Madhuri, there is a free earring giveaway going on at the Earrings R' Us store. Whats that you say? You gotta go? Hey, no prob, I will be more than happy to take over the hill. Super!
My hill....
I find the smilies and make up with Night, on my way back I gasp as I see the hill with someone else on it. Hm... Kathy?!?! I mean, Kathy has the hill... I kick her and she runs to her mama...
My hill dearies!
Enough bickering, the rightful owner is here! I roar and everybody runs away as fast as they can. Now this redefines 'bad breath' just ok ;)
MY hill!
My "mama" passed away a few years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by shinigami
Still Jay's hill, I am just guarding it for her....
Ok, no more nice.
Jay's hill
She has freely admitted her roar is a smelly affair, and I barrage her with bottles of mouthwash until she ceases and desists her illegal hill occupation. Off with you!
Kathy's (yes...Kathy's) hill.
Kathy's hill...
After I've improved my breath problem (ie got rid of all that mouthwash thing), I run on top of my hill to find Kathy sitting in MY rocking chair/throne, which makes me unimaginatively mad. Being a deity and all that minor details you trespassers keep missing, I cause a flood and wash Kathy away... unfortunately losing my rocking chair/throne in the process. *sigh* The war has demanded its first casualty. *sniff*
*cough* ahem, anyway, the hill be mine again!
Jay's Hill.
Pensive loves her hill. Can't see anyone else having control on it, even Jay. So she makes up the golden plan in which she makes up her mind that she would send her fellow birds to fetch the hill from Jay. Her powerful, non-powerful; big, little; happy, sad; all bird-friends fly at Jay's place and come back with the hill.
Pensive's Hill!
HER VERY OWN HILL!
Pensive thinks she has the hill.
Another minor detail, birdy ;), you forgot to get rid of me. Next time you abduct a hill, make sure to leave the tyrant behind ;). Thanks for the ride though, it was a blast.
My hill :cool:
Jay's hill...
Jay didn't wake up during camp and as a cause of that the commanding officer of the camp punished him... nuid a dike around the whole camp.. Sadly, as he was doing this.. he contracted the dengue virus and was sent to the hospital, needing blood... As such, the commanding officer needed to inform the parents and assigned me as their leader..
My Hill...
[ very sorry kathy dear...]
Shini's hill.
Well, her personal pack of wolves have gone home and virgil calls his pack over, and Shini runs off very scared.
Virgil's hill!
Virgil's hill...
Apparently, my personal pack of wolves has gone back to The Den, well.. then I call forth my murder of crows and my ravens... Virgil's pack has run off... with Virgil with them...
Shini's hill
My dragon friends and I have decided that you mere mortals just can't handle the power of 'the hill' so, we decide that we are goint to take over.
I offer Shini a pile of the purest dragon gold to kindly leave the hill. She agrees and takes her new found treasure with her.
Little does she know that it's magic gold, that turns into dust when she is at the bottom of the hill. My dragon friends guard the hill and name me queen of it :D
MY HILL!!!
BLUEBIIRD'S HILL!!!:lol:
May I kindly remind Bluebiird that I am.. immortal... with that said, I do believe that your dragon friends are having a party.. Off she goes...
Shini's hill
In tht case, dear Shini, would you consider an aliance with us dragons?
Ive had time to rejuvinate so while they were negotiating I walk in and with my friends ( and may I say very angry fans) the genie and the martians I get the hill back and and secure it :D
hahahah
my hill!!
Um, Night's hill...
Okay, I am just going to take a stab at this. The People Above Me have formed an alliance that plots to steal MY hill (it isn't paranoia if "they" really are out to get you...) I wrap my head in tinfoil so they cannot read my thoughts and build an underground bunker to hide in.
My hill!
*edit*
No, I'm sorry. There is no way you could have known and I apologize for being over-sensitive.Quote:
Originally Posted by shinigami
Dear Bluebiird, if I have an alliancewith you and your dragons then I'd have to have an alliance with Pen as well now won't I? If Pen would consider to have an alliance...
With that said it is kathy's hill...
The tinfoil around her head protects her as her underground bunker collapses but she suffocates and is carried of by the mole people...
My hill