What about the dishes and cups? Candles? Consider them all looted. :p
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What about the dishes and cups? Candles? Consider them all looted. :p
...but not till after dessert...and possibly cognac...
Ooh, cognac? Never tried it.
Oh, you MUST. And perhaps some port afterwards...
Hmm, I must warn you...I don't drink much or often so I have 2 sips of wine and I fall asleep. Ok I am kidding you...it is more like 5 sips. :D
What happens after four sips?
Sorry about that, I was just looting the turnip store accross the street and could't help but overhear your conversation. :)
That's probably a damn strong wine :)
A strong wine? You betcha. :)
Aim, after 4 sips I yawn loudly and often and make jokes about socks, because socks are just so darn funny when I am "tipsy".
Garçon!! More wine!!
Don't let the Cap'n know! Oh wait, he must drink rum. Ok then, garcon, more wine! :D
If after four sips you are joking about socks (I hope red not white), then after six or seven you'll be singing "Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum" :)
Heh, no. By the time I have about 5 sips soon after I am sound asleep..probably snoring in some unlady like fashion. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Boris239
Red Sox? Me? Joke? nah... ;)
Yes, I understand that you can't joke about Red Sox. After all after coming to NY from Boston, I'm behind the enemy lines in the home of evil Yankees :)
So no jokes about our great team :)!!
That's the spirit!
I think our feathered pirate hats should be replaced with Red Sox caps. :brow:
Don't look at me -- I'm keeping my feathered green one.
Well, that's ok, I guess. Since it is you, Robin. :D
Since there seem to be a few of us online pirates, here is a tool for when we just cannot do without our computers.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5.../piratekbd.jpg
HAHAHAHA!!! That's sheer brilliance, I'm remembering that one!!
Yaaar! :thumbs_up :D
Ah ah ah -- there's neither "y" nor "a" on that keyboard!
True, but there is an "avast" key...maybe that activates the walking the plank function. :p
Why is there a shift key?
To capitalize the R?
'cause pirates are a "shifty" bunch?
*ducks and runs off after making very bad pun*
avast avast R R rr R avast AVAST r
:D
I wonder what the pirate's mouse looks like.
Very large indeed, all the better to use it with a hooked hand.
Don't you think pirates prefer to use a rat instead?
Naw rats have attendency to abandon ship and mutiny.
heh...indeed, but I dinna use a rat unless it has atleast 300 megabits o grog!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
*aside...this reminds me of talking to my boss at work as to why I, the IT guy, should be able to get a new computer...
Me: Hi boss, do you think I could upgrade?
Boss: going back to school! Who will take your place! I need more notice!
Me:...er...*stare*...er...I meant my computer.
Boss: oh... why? doesnt it work?
Me: yes...technically, but I need a faster one for the work you guys give me.
Boss: well, can't you add some megabits of something, or Linux or somesuch?
Me:...er...*try not to cry from not laughing*...er...well, er, no.
Boss: why, I do that all the time!
Me: *wanting to say, er no, you get me to fix it*...well, you see, my system is not linux compatible, and my system board is already full of the megabits, I need some, er, gigabits.
Boss: well, why don't you just get some gigabits!
Me: well...I need to get some new hardware to support it all.
Boss: Well...have you thought of using the server?
Me: er...no...because its the server, and that would be a very bad idea.
Boss: nonsense, I do that all the time!
Me: *wanting to say: no kidding why the servers so !@$#@#$ up* well, er, you shouldn't, you could lose all your data, and crash the entire system.
-part removed of me explaining that using your computer is not actually using the server-
Boss: ah I see. Well, that was a nice chat, hows about we all get back to work.
Me: er, what about the upgrades...
Boss: well, we'll talk about it later, maybe during lunch...that reminds me, heres ten dollars, would you mind grabbing me a sandwhich at the shop on your way back up here?
Me: no problem *wishing I had arsenic*
heh, sorry got side tracked.
Now I am picturing a swashbuckling pirate computer geek....:p ;)
At least the boss didn't think a "server" was the coffee maker....'cause it serves coffee. (Wow, what is with me and the bad jokes today?! ;) )
I think your jokes are funny :D
heh, well, I have been described as such.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
:lol: I love it...but for the longest time he was sure we had a tolkien ring lan system (not a joke), where as in reality...we don't even have a TOKEN ring lan system.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
He actually used to call me frodo as an "inside" joke...because of his misunderstanding of the term...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanislaw
Golly! Er, I mean "Yaarh!"
hee, I don't pretend to be particulary computer savvy but there are things that even someone like me knows. Like I don't use Linux but I am aware of what it is... ;) Perhaps your boss does too much delegating?
Aimus, glad you like the jokes! :)
delegating? I think he coined the term.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
anywho, yar! here I be me own boss, the dread pirate o the seas! lets get to lootin!:D
Aye aye, cap'n! Your the boss! :lol:
Say, weren't we supposed to be setting sail for Italy?
yar, ye be correct...okay, wiegh anchor, set the sail, secure the canons, and blargit all...someones fetch me accordian!Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Aye aye, Cap'n!!
...the anchor's about 900 kilograms, Cap'n!!
Here is a demure young lady who would love to bring the captain his accordion.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h5...pirategirl.jpg