If I were a ______, what would you be?

The rocks the wave crashes on

If I were a dinosaur, what would you be?

A Jurassic park :)

If I were Central Park, what would you be?

New York!

If I were your next door neighbor, what would you be?

Your next door neighbor.

If I were a cannibal, what would you be?

Scared. Are you gonna eat me?

If I were a predator, what would you be?

a trap

If I were a carpenter, what would you be?

nails and hammer

If I were a mansion, what would you be?

The ghost haunting it.

If I were a ghost, what would you be?

Spirited

If I were an eggcorn, what would you be?

confused

If I were a pomeranian, what would you be?

annoyed

If I were a crayon, what would you be?

childish

If I were a mechanical pencil, what would you be?

The paper

If I were a piñata, what would you be?

The decorations. :p

If I were thread holding the teddy bear's nose on, what would you be?

Most likely... a rebel nose! :p :)

If I were a home appliance, what would you be?