That which Aretha Franklin sings about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
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That which Aretha Franklin sings about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Next: Arrogance.
Arrogance: self-confidence apparent in someone you don't like.
ice cream
A strange, white substance, extruded from the aluminium rectum of a vast hopper aboard a 1974 Ford Transit, and which, the instant you part with coin, turns to a slimy liquid and goes up your shirt sleeve. See also Botulism.
Pier
Pier Long wooden structure that stretches out into the water at lakes and the ocean, thus enabling people to fall off into deep water while fishing or gawking at girls in bikinis...
Bikini
The only bits of clothing left on somebody after a nuclear explosion.
Hamburger
Hamburger: the only townspeople that folk from Frankfurt can safely laugh at.
petulance
A firm of veterinary surgeons.
marriage
marriage A form of legalized slavery
Booze
The only relief from any forms of legalized slavery.
Grandmother
Grandmother Female whom upon becoming one looses all sense of whether children are good or bad, merely stating that "They are going through a phase", the terror of parents everywhere
Novelty
A word supplied to any concept you don't understand, or a little plastic thingy inside a cracker. Sometimes both.
arboretum
arboretum: A place where Trees of Distinction can stand aloof from the common wood.
Machine.
Machine/McHine. Inventor. Edward Aloysius Marmaduke McHine, invented the waterproof canal, the self-propelled duck and the self-reciprocating artificial leg. Died in Obscurity, a little town just outside Glasgow. There is a memorial drain-cover to him in the Gorbals.
Journalist
Journalist - a profession created by Providence in order that politicians might have someone to look down on.
nectarine
A little bit of the Gods' food on earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkBastable
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