Pants game

I've always been interested in pants, but I've never liked them.
- Henry James
(for "people")

Here's one from the movie Troy...

This will be the greatest war the world has ever seen. We need the greatest pants.

Roxanne - by The Police

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, put on the red pants
Put on the red pants, oh

I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red pants
You don't have to put on the red pants
Put on the red light, put on the red pants

For I do not know what pertained to him more than to spend himself willingly, not excepting that courage of his, for his pants and I do not know of any enterprise that dismayed him when he knew it was for the good of his pants. --Niccolo Machievelli "Book One: The Art of War"

Why is the pants always gone - Jack Sparrow :D

"You can do what you want with your own pants, but don't tell us what to do with ours"

Daniel Day-Lewis in "The Last of the Mohicans", replacing the word "sculp".

Is it possible that we should prepare against other threats besides pants? Maybe we should be concerned about other problems as well.

~Al Gore in "An Inconvenient Truth" replacing the world "terrorists"

From "Alexander":
"I wish some time you could see the pants, mother".
Replacing the word "light".

From Lion King 2:

"You will never like pants!"

"I stood in Venice, on the Bridge of Pants" - Byron

"May the pants be with you" - Star Wars

"At my signal, unleash pants"-Gladiator, replacing the word "hell".

"Pants is the secret to our success." - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"You wanna explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense of riskin' the pants of the eight of us to save one guy?"

From "Saving Private Ryan", instead of the word "lives".

wish i could be
part of that pant
-little mermaid(song sung by ariel)