They "butt" you out of santa's gift list!
Why does the stork deliver children and not a penguin?
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They "butt" you out of santa's gift list!
Why does the stork deliver children and not a penguin?
Because there's something Mr. Stork doesn't know . . . O_O :p
Why is why spelled why?
Since it would be silly to spell it "whigh".
Why does a cat meow?
Because it is constantly trying to mimic a nasal NY accent. :p Jk,jk :D
Why must pregnant women go into labor?
Just like when exercising, no pain, no gain.
(Hi there Drame! Internet is still out here. I just chanced upon this computer shop. :()
Why are there Size 0 models?
Hi Lain! So relieved to see you around! I sent toni an email in a state of pain and worry yesterday..whew...:) We missed you!
Because they have gotten so skinny that you may as well be viewing 0 flesh.
Why do we use slang?
Toni will be real touched, Mira. I'm :blush: << for her. I don't when we'll be back, I really don't. (i can't even open Yahoo, for goodness sakes.) But this I can tell you: We're hurting and we're missing the LitNet people. :bawling:
Because we can't use Cockney for an accent.
Why do ostriches have such loooong necks?
So that they can look over their neighbours wall, very inquistive birds.
why do we burp?
because it is polite
where's wally?
In the Dilbert cartoons. Oh, not that Wally! Sorry! :blush:
What is the basic difference between men and women? :D
the WO :D
Why is water transparent?
So the fish can see each other better.
Why are our nostrils the same size as our fingers?
Evolutionary adaptation to lack of tissues and to establish dominance over the enemy in battle by grossing them out.
Why does food go bad?
because its parents never hugged it.
why do blue and yellow make green?
Because red was already taken.
Why does a dog drink from the toilet?