Pam

The PAM is a system lord that secretly likes to bathe with anatomically correct Jaffa toy soldiers, if she bathes, that is, because she's known for her smell all across the universe. :p

I'm not a system lord! The Goa'uld larva was just conveniently in the right place in the right time :p

The PAM is not known anywhere at all.

That's only because I'm one of those people that everyone fears but doesn't know! :p

Even though the PAM is not a system lord, she still smells like one!

That's true ;)

The PAM only daydreams about being feared by everybody, in fact there's not a living creature afraid of him.

The PAM daydreams too, she always imagines herself dancing naked in the streets of prague. :p

Hmmmm... always at full moon when all the beasties haunt the city. Those were the good times :p

The PAM seems to be preoccupied with nudity :p

How is that an insult? :D

The PAM failed to insult me, she's just no good at it. :p

The PAM is a good for nothing. That better? :p

The truth hurts :D

The PAM is trying to improve, but she just doesn't get what insulting is all about.

I'm afraid not :p.
The person writing this post is useless. Wait... this is about PAM!!

The PAM is only good for scaring birds in secluded fields.

You should see the birds in the city, they run screaming when they see me :p

The PAM is scared witless by the mere thought of encountering me.

ya wish! :p

The PAM is dellusional (however it's spellt :p)

the PAM believes lawyers can stop me! Ha, how foolish.

She's lazy too! not even looking up delusional in the dictionary :p

That's hardly an insult! It's a well-known fact! Just ask anybody unfortunate enough to know me ;)

The PAM is the one this time to fail to insult me... unless being called foolish was meant to insult me ;)

The PAM wears men's shoes.