throws a softball at aimus, knocking chip out of hand, landing it in the sea. martians loose contact with aimus, and decide to go whale hunting on a different planet
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throws a softball at aimus, knocking chip out of hand, landing it in the sea. martians loose contact with aimus, and decide to go whale hunting on a different planet
It's an implant! :confused:
In your arm? Maybe she meant she'd knock your arm off? :p
No it's not in my arm, it's in my uhmm... Well, I rather not say.
Brain? :p Afraid of being beheaded? :p
Now why would you do that? it's hard enough hanging here with one arm you know. Speaking of which, shouldn't someone stop the bleeding?
Why? Don't you like sharing? Although it's kinda messing the deck... you better stop that or you end up swabbing it.
Sure, cut me loose and give me a bucket. I'll gladly clean the mess up.
I suppose we could do with some deck swabbing, you Dasterdlies didn't clean the Princess much. BUT *cuffs your ankle and chains you to the mast* No tricks, dasterdly, or you're back up!
*Starts Swabbing the deck*
Ah, what's this, my giant miniature pocketknife? Such good fortune. :D
*Uses pocket knife to cut chains*
AHA! whose free now, I may have but one arm, but that arm can still swing a Giant Miniature Pocket Knife! :D
Whoops, all slippery Giant Miniature Pocket Knife! Careful so it doesn't slip out of your hand!
Just in case it doesn't ;), *gets a lasso ready*
*Swings pocket knife, cleanly cutting through the mast, which falls on Jay's head, knocking her out.*
Now that's how you do it! :p
Mast? With a pocket knife? Who you kidding here? :p
Hey, it a Miniature Giant Pocket Knife, made on Mars! It's has a 5 foot long blade if unfolded!
You'd trip over that blade! Why? There's this loss of blood, hanging upside down for quite some time, can't grab onto anything for purchase because... oh, right, no free arm!... btw, I wonder how you unfolded it ;) *evil grin*