Because dreams happen inside your head (which is less than your total volume) so if you try to climb into them, you're too big to fit!
What are crane flies for?
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Because dreams happen inside your head (which is less than your total volume) so if you try to climb into them, you're too big to fit!
What are crane flies for?
Worthy contributor to the food chain.
Which is an easiest way to lie and not get caught?
Say Nothing.
How do they keep sleeping policemen anaesthetised?
few bucks changing hand, under the table?
Why is it w.h.y and not Y?
Union rules: Three people to do one job. See also y.o.u.
Why can't I think of a stupid question?
Because you are not paid to do that.
Do we have to be at our wits end to pose a stupid question or it all depend on ones level of boredom?
You're assuming that any of us ever had any wits about us.
Does this Blog Post make me look fat?
No, in fact you look a great deal like Cary Elwes. Lucky you.
Why do furnace repairs cost so much?
Because disposing of your victims' bodies tends to be illegal and restoring the means carries a heavy premium.
Why aren't ferrets as popular as meerkats?
Because they don't want to do documentaries so often.
Why is snow, white?
Same reason roses are red.
Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
Maybe because you have not come across the word borange.
Why is cardboard grey?
Global warming.
Who put the bop in the bop-shoe-bop-shoe-bop?
Mother Goose?
Was the Captain Hook`s watch waterproof?
Shouldn't you be more concerned that he didn't have a wrist to put it on?
Why do we wear underwear?