Because it`is the perfect time for our conscious/sensory to come into play whenever we poke our nose in public.
If someone is searching some questions for his/her answers, where should they look for?
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Because it`is the perfect time for our conscious/sensory to come into play whenever we poke our nose in public.
If someone is searching some questions for his/her answers, where should they look for?
It's always in the last place you look. :p
Why do rivers with their currents only flow down?
It's the weight of the seeds.
Why sheep?
because "shoop", "shaap", "shiip" and "shuup" would have sounded childish. So sheep~~
Why is the sky blue?
For the same reason eyes are! PS, It isn't at night.
Exactly how long will a shark live when swimming in custard?
The exact same time you would live when buried alive.
Why do most people eat popcorn instead of fries when watching movies?
They cxan be used as an alternative for ear plugs compared to fries.( if the choice rental goes wrong).
Why does a kingdom still remains a KINGdom even if a female ruler (Queen) is the head of the state?
Because it allows the conservative establishment to treat queens as an aberration of gender and give queer theorists the finger.
Why do electorates always vote for idiots to rule them?
Because they are incapable of appreciating the benefits of those politicians who appreciate hot women, cold sheets and strong drink.
Why are policemen so young these days?
Because thanks to global warming, we've sped up the incubation time and now the eggs hatch much earlier.
Why isn't the opposite of disheveled sheveled?
Because dishevelled is a corruption of a French word meaning "deprived of a tool for moving piles of sand from one place to another". Thus, a person who is "dishevelled" has to use their hands. Consequentially, this makes a mess and leads to their clothes becoming disarrayed. Of course, being provided with tools of any kind is known as "going equipped," and this generally leads to policemen arresting people who are "tooled up".
Why isn't there an open season on politicians? I thought one was allowed to cull vermin...
It was put forward by Ernest Bevan in the post war Labour government, but for some reason never got past the first reading.
If you show a manual worker three shovels, can he take his pick?
Only if he ax me nicely. :D Usually, though, the politicians, who, for some reason haven't been culled, don't believe in allowing manual workers any kind of choice.
What have I got in my pocket?
Fingernail clippers.
If someone said to you, "I'm interested in paying you for sex. Will you send me nude pictures of yourself?" would you send them pictures?
Standby for pictures of a shorn sheep in high heels.
Why can you never get back into a dream?