The Emperor`s new clothes.:)
Why do web users tend to be arrogant?
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The Emperor`s new clothes.:)
Why do web users tend to be arrogant?
Because when nobody can see you, you can pretend your parents' basement is your tower.
Schools grade A, B, C, D, and F. What happened to E?
Expelled or exterminated from the grading system.
Whats the best way to silence a chatterbox on song?
Convert it to the opposite.
Where is my future husband?
Working on the double indemnity clause of the current one's life insurance policy.
How should I decide what to read next?
No option, you have to read the next post after yours.
How/when do you know that the fire/fight in you is starting to fizzle out?
You'd rather go masturbate than exercise.
What's so great about water? Or air for that matter?
Attempting to breathe both will quickly let you know whether or not you are a fish.
Why must foods' healthfulness and goodness always be in inverse proportion?
You've obviously misread the labeling, it said in verse portions
What's the quickest way to quell a riot?
Take off and nuke 'em from orbit.
Why do people complain about government and then keep electing idiots?
It's not called a plebiscite for nothing!
Why is everybody paranoid?
Because they are paranormal.
Do you prefer to listen the birds singing or One Direction music group?
Birds singing because if One Direction sang outside my window every morning I would lose my grip on reality quite quickly.
Why are snobs so unfeeling to other people?
Maybe cause they suffer from emotional deficiencies.
How come we get to know we are being stared at?
Because we are often nude.
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