Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

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Are you experienced?(...goes into the Jimi Hendrix guitar solo)

Experienced enough for the "Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer" forum.

Why are diamonds considered to be girls best friend?

Because they (in some circles) display social status and security. But it doesn't have to be diamonds.

What do many people in Europe and north america use pet names as passwords?

Because America itself is a "pet" name of Amerigo Vespucci so they continue the tradition.;)

Why do you need connections to "live the life"?

Because we are tribal and Social and a bunch of other stuff..

what the he!! is a jackpot? (and why do we want to 'hit it'?)

Yes jackpot is a hell know.:)

What mode of transport you use daily?

A pair of legs.

Works posted in this site are copyrighted?

Here`s your answer http://www.online-literature.com/for...w-You/page1243.

Why do we have to work?

Because work is the curse of the drinking classes. :cheers2:

Why do zebras need a special place to cross a road?

Otherwise they would be issued a traffic ticket.

When will the chicken cross the road?

When he says a mate that he wants on the other side of the road (This I've seen).

What colour would you like your wedding dress to be?

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One of the colour of Rainbow.

What is that thing which is but at the same time does not exist?

My first novel xD it is in my head,so no one can read it...

Same question xD

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