Speaking of coffee, anybody up for a cocktail?
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Speaking of coffee, anybody up for a cocktail?
Don’t mind if I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
Nope, I’m good with my Kitty-Kat Latte. And thanks, Ladies. I think I’ll stay a while. You won’t even notice me. I’ll just be sitting here in the corner…drinking my latte. Probably licking myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/a...lldog_tutu.jpg
Seriously, the sock filter is a good substitute if you're out camping. As long as you get the water boiling, it will kill off the foot funk which typically rises to the surface which you may then skim off.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Sancho, I'll leave you to your licking and head back across the street where I belong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho
Girls, I leave you to your scarfs.
Good night.
I, for one, could use a drink. I'm gonna have a glass of red wine. Cheers.Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Yet another reason not to go camping!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
awww come on man. You don't have to wear a tutu, Sancho just does it for the fun of it.Quote:
Sancho, I'll leave you to your licking and head back across the street where I belong.
Girls, I leave you to your scarfs.
Good night.
Boys in tutus. Sounds like the name of a really bad B movie. Or a really good one, depending on your viewpoint. :D
The Smiths have a wonderful song called 'Vicar in a tutu' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuScm5aqL6cQuote:
Originally Posted by qimissung
'vicar in a tutu, it's not strange, he just want's to live his life this way'
:lol: "Vicar in a tutu..." why didn't I think of that!?
Haha, that's a great line. It reminds me of that Monty Python song about the Canadian.Quote:
Originally Posted by Helga
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers!
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars!
:lol:
... oh, sod it! I didn't want to be a weather forecaster, rabbitting on about sunny periods and patches of rain spreading from the west!
I wanted to be...
a lumberjack!
Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia...
...
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory-
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have butter scones for tea!
chorus
I cut down trees I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
and hang around in bars!
chorus
Mountie Cleese is very dismayed about the hanging around in 'bars'.
I cut down trees, I wear high heals
suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
just like my dear papa!
chorus
The mounties do not even get to the end because of their dismay. This time it is Mountie Idle who is not in for it.
I was already confused when Sancho turned up then, because I remembered him from the razor thread as the one who wanted to buy a straight one...
I love the Monty Pythons and their songs.
The Galaxy song is my favorite
Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
.....
So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
My favouritestest Python song has got to be "Always look on the bright side of life" from The |Life of Brian.
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the light side of life (whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
Come on!
Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle)
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death (whistle)
Just before you draw your terminal breath (whistle)
Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (whistle)
I had it down for my funeral, but I've heard another tune that I think will be the one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQv0v0Ykc14
I also loved the kids singing 'Every sperm is sacred'
Yes - that was a good one. That's set in good old Yorkshire.
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Originally Posted by Helga
:rofl:
I like The Tale of Sir Robin from Monty Python and The Holy Grail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4SJ0xR2_bQ
I'd print the lyrics but the expression on Sir Robin's face is priceless.