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Yes... I started out on Burgundy... but soon hit the harder stuff...
I'm going back to New York City... I do believe I've had enough...
(Thank God for spell check!!!)
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You can't always get what you want!!!!
Sensible children.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I think it's possibly an extension of the fact that so much of our communication was done on paper - once it's in the mailbox, she's all over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
With a "delete" button handy, I think kids just tend to forget that there's a send and receive.
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Yay! Party at Luke'sQuote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
No need to bring beer/
With or without liver?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
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Originally Posted by The Atheist
I wonder how many regrettable photos are out there in the internet ether just waiting to cause problems.
It goes together like a horse and carriage - Chianti and Lecter'.
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Yes, I'm afraid my allnighters take me three days to recover. I don't know, I've judged older men by this Florida lot; maybe in Europe a 45 year old can out run someone half his age. The only problem is that you all seem to take wedlock seriously over there...Not many divorces, are there?Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Not good, remember the old days with our brownie cameras and our first loves:yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Oh, come now Brian, England has had a lot more fetching lady serial killers than the states!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Bean
To think that if I had just found an air duct; I might be driving a BMW right now:smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Actually, all of that is so messy and I really hate cleaning. I think a nice overdose of narcotics is the most pleasant for everyone.Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Doris Day, the one who had the choice of all those men and kept poodles instead...:sosp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian Bean
I found this incredible vodka flavored like sweet tea, I take a little nip at teatime...really does the trick!Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
I had a wonderful spagetti dish with zucchini, yellow squash and chicken fried in olive oil...it's delicious, unfortunately, I'm allergic to zucchini
Sounds like you've already had a good start:DQuote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
Limburger? Your a brave man...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
Yes! Even photos. In the olden days, once a negative and photo were destroyed, that was the end of it. Letters can't be unburnt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Now, placing one picture on one server is enough to ensure its immortality.
The number of people who have lost jobs through netwowking site comments is already astonishing.
People being quite stupid helps!
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:smilielol5:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Not quite there yet, thank god!
See - she really was a genius!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Soundo, not many divorces? I've only done it twice!!!!!!! And I'm not ruling out.......!!!!!
Relax, humans are humans, whatever the race!!!!!
"Oh, what a falling off there was". The Macalpine reference was us Scots laughing at ourselves, as we do. Germans, no, it was a go at the 'Keeper of the Keys'. Shriners, hardly that could get me in big trouble, like burned at the stake. Dutch ??? Mexicans, I have never met one in my life and have no reason to dislike them. This might interest you vaguely, my son in law is Chinese and two of my grandchildren are half Scots and half Cantonese. As to your ethnicity I have no problem with it at all. As for the chorus , you know who you are GROW UP.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle
if you try sometime, you just mind find that you can. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by stlukesguild
Thank God for that, young Jocky's son and I are entered for the three legged race tomorrow. I have a terrible feeling this will end in shame and embarrasment. " Granda don't you ever affront me again in front of my pals. " :(Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Now this is the worst joke you have ever heard. Man goes to the Doctor and says, I have got a booze problem, My hands shake and I drink too much. Doctor, Do you drink a lot? No, I spill most of it. :)
Oh, there's worse. A White Horse goes in to a pub, orders a pint. Barman can't resist it, says "We've got a whisky named after you"
Horse says, "What.......Eric?"
Ah, how far we've come!
Jocky - you reminded me of something I'd meant to post but had forgotten.
Middle son had a father & son evening at his school a fortnight back. Great sport - they'd set the hall up with various manly activities: bivouac building, river crossing, laser strike and desert survival.
As the bloke looking after the bivouac-building looked in amazement at the structure we built, I laughingly suggested to him that asking a bushman to compete against softhands from Auckland was a bit unfair. So we won that.
River crossing was ok, but we couldn't beat some of the nippier dads & kids, while the desert survival did not go at all well thanks to junior picking a water carrier with a hole in it!
Final event of the night, laserstrike!
Now, I haven't done this for 30 years, but I figured I had still remembered what to do when the bloke in charge checked in surprise at how many kills I'd made and how little I'd been shot.
Roll forward to the prize-giving and I thought we might have gone ok, but to my shock, we won the grand prize, with the boy collecting new games and a week at an adventure school.
Boys. Too easy.
Excellent. I used to like the challenges they set us in the TA. I'm not saying I was any good but my thick-headed effort helped sometimes.
I've often suggested team building type activities for our lot at work, but the 70% women don't seem to like it -so no doing. Boo!
... and now we're out of cash. Bah!
Be fair, Paul, you're just working on the assumption that a "bonding hug" would be better with one of your female colleagues than with a big hairy squaddie! I hope so, anyway..
Too right - certainly preferable.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
As you know - we from Yorkshire are especially selective with our hugs...
Yeah, I think the gene pool is purer in your part of the country; you'll probably be chasing around Mrs A when you're 90...she may even suggest you and Parker get a few native concubines.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
I always thought Doris liked women; who could have hung out with Rock and not tried to turn him around:smilielol5:
That's because you were waiting for me, dafydd...shall we meet at the tower in 30 years from this day...that is, if my heart and walker will carry me:arf:Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
In America, women don't even hug their female children for fear of turning...we're always shocked when we see our french and latin ladies holding hands, walking down the streets together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Paulclem
Thanks for the offer, Soundo.....do they sell pacemaker batteries round there?
They actually sell self chargers for the heart (just in case the ambulance doesn't arrive in time)...and who knows, in 30 years, I might be able to buy a body that will fit into my size 5 bikini...Quote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
I'm not sure if my walker will make it up the hill, though:smilielol5: