I was not into U2 until Achtung Baby (I was too busy ratting my hair and going to Ozzy Osbourne concerts) but now I love me some Joshua Tree.Quote:
Originally Posted by motherhubbard
And Stripping Fireman.
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I was not into U2 until Achtung Baby (I was too busy ratting my hair and going to Ozzy Osbourne concerts) but now I love me some Joshua Tree.Quote:
Originally Posted by motherhubbard
And Stripping Fireman.
This morning it would be hard for me to say which was better, the firemen or U2, but I could just watch and listen and not have to choose!
the joshua tree is amazing! me likey!
:ladysman: I don't think Isidro is allowing her imagination to wander enough on this point. :bday_2: my birthdays in two weeks, and I would love it if you changed your avatar to a picture of you standing in your shower in a yellow raincoat and hat! It would make my day, and possibly turn this ice cold :cold:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
heart to fire:rage:
I don't own a raincoat, and the results without a raincoat would shatter your monitor.
I was going to say that no offense, I am sure you are terribly sexy but I don't think I want to imagine Atheist in the shower. I have Jocky hitting on me enough! :)
:lol: Oh, I think I'm up for it! Though I might have to get a pacemaker afterwards:eek2: You and Isidro just don't understand a woman's needs:brow:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
We may want Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman on the cover of GQ; but we want a real man in the shower :banana:
:idea: By the way, I am still perplexed by one question: is the hand :thumbs_up foot, appendage ratio rule accurate with men? :confused:I've told my male friends that I believe, with women, the body tends to alter to the partners size. :blush: What do you think? :confused:
:angel: Of course everyone wants you, darling, You are Galatea waiting to be brought to life . The respectable and chaste Hester Prynne waiting to be swept away by the romance of sin. Scarlett O'hara waiting to be rescued after the slaves ran away and Tara is laid waste...You're irresistible, A lifetime story that has no ending :thumbs_up :)Quote:
Originally Posted by isidro
That jocky's a bad man!Quote:
Originally Posted by isidro
He's also drinks.
What a delicate way of phrasing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
I'm not allowed to tell you, or all the blokes with small shoes would kill me.
Now, I know that secrecy about body part is denied to women by virtue of a woman's virtues being... in one's face..... so to speak!
You'll just have to approach it on a case by case basis.
Altering in size isn't really the case so much as familiarity enabling to feel that way. I suppose muscular development might come into it. [!] This could be a subject for some serious research!
I'll have to check my calendar.
Just a wee segue off the track, musing on this subject:
Wouldn't it be nice to be able to search for actual facts on the internet for this kind of subject? If you tried, I'd guess that the first billion or so responses will be porn rather than science.
Guess I'll just have to use the real thing.
See, the minute I turn my back on my P.C. a sharp implement is plunged between my shoulder blades. Just remember this Atheist ' he who wields the knife never wears the crown ' :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
How could you isidro ? The things that have passed between us should never be spoken in public. ' frailty woman be thy name ' Bye the way I will give you all the goods on Atheist on our next secret correspondence. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by isidro
Ahh, but Jocky does, a pat in the head and a hot cup of tea usually does the trick. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:lol: I guess I'll have to martyr myself and check out all those porn sites for the sake of mankind :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:eek2: Do you think I should warn Isidro:cold: He might spike her teaQuote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Geez soundo I will have to save you from yourself. Never watch a porn site without a boxerless kilted brainless git by your side. Never start a thread without allowing for the prosaic male downer. Of course, you realize I am referring to Atheist. How about this for a fantasy, me and you sitting on the sofa, holding hands and watching the X Factor, It just doesnt get any better does it? Heading for the concrete bunker now! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:goof: Ah yes, I see your point :nod: My first husband wore a size 13; every part of him was long and lanky: When he walked out of the shower his appendage looked like a great pendulum swinging between two long skinny legs...That is one of the few things I remember about him; and that the first several months of my married life, I had a sore throat:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
It was really a shame he hated sex:(
:idea: I'm already there! We'll win a Nobel Peace Prize for our findings; or should I say, a Nobel Piece Prize :thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:ladysman: I always thought it would be an interesting turn for a woman to put her hand up a man's skirt for a change :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
I have to go now as my wife has just come back from the bingo, she says I have to get off the computer and get my act together, she also says I have got to forget these virtual affairs as they can only lead to trouble. She says that the computer will get me into big trouble one of these days. There is no arguing with the Professor of Phsychology at Edinburgh University and to forget whats under my kilt, as she lost interest years ago. Good night all, I have to go to my bed. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
You're in great form!Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
You need a lap top.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
:brow: She is absolutely right; there is nothing worse than an old lady pursuing you across the Atlantic; while you are safely nestled on your couch, lagger in hand, watching the Xfactor. Hey, wait, what is the Professor doing:eek: I'd go searching up that skirt for the winnings:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
:lol: Thank you, Atheist, as are you, always! Well, Jocky has been put to bed by his wife; I guess it's just us.:ladysman:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
:thumbs_up:angel: Sorry you misunderstood the discussion; we are talking about the benefits of Celibacy. One only knows if one has experienced it. Religion is, at best, a guideline for people; Experience is fire testing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Three Sparrows
You know, I've read some of Dostoyevsky, it often seems very distressing. I know of at least two serial killers who were also great fans of his work. Be careful, my child, and don't take things so seriously. By the way, Robert Frost has much more uplifting poetry than one about being destroyed twice (that's really bad luck I'd say) Best Wishes:thumbs_up
Soundo you are sewing seeds of doubt in my head, does the bingo usually close at four in the morning? I will put this to threesparrows, what with all that experience he, she or it has, an answer will surely be forthcoming. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
Surely you meant strapping fireman. The use of language on the forum is going dooonhill rapidly. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by motherhubbard
:lol: Did sewing seeds work? Ah, we women are such an evil lot; but what can we do? It all started with this naughty snake behind a tree and some naked bloke wearing a fig leaf! It seems like you are just too popular though; now that naughty motherhubbard is after you. Now if you manage to get away from all these women; I could show you my tropical paradise where you could shed that kilt and run free...Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Soooooo, who's supposed to be doing homeowrk right now??