. . . panic and try to compensate for my failed responsibility via a weak and hasty humor.
Whenever I walk past barking dog, I. . . .
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. . . panic and try to compensate for my failed responsibility via a weak and hasty humor.
Whenever I walk past barking dog, I. . . .
bark back to ask how he's doing.
If I had only known that you ...
had loved me.
I would have given...
you my heart from the very beginning, instead of building so many walls. But just the other day . . .
...a marvelous thought came to me! What if...
Apples and oranges could be combined? It would end so much conflict.
How about some...
some jokes instead of your constant ignoring my sense of humor?
What is the difference
between right and wrong when there are so many judges.
How would you feel if...
you had to deal with my life for a day?
I am such a...
...supa freak. I mean c'mon. She's a brick house, what else would you expect?
I'm gonna go and...
shoot my younger brother with a potato gun.
Why can't you all just......?
. . . . give that girl a standing ovation. It would really make her day.
And while your at it, this person needs a standing ovation too. This person's name is. . . .
... Oh my gosh a mutant hamster!!!! It will kill us all unless we...
. . . .mill this cedar tree into a giant pile of shavings so that it can defecate on them! The only problem is that after the giant hamster is done with its bowel movement, it will. . . .
Explode into a million...