becase shelves are rectangular
Why is the sky green?
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becase shelves are rectangular
Why is the sky green?
because blue went on holiday
why do we work?
so we can get paid.
why dogs don't sweat?
Because they don't work from 9 to 5.
Why is there money?
so we can buy stuff.
Why are dollars green?
Because all of the presidents had horrible allergies.
What's another word for supercalifragalisticexpiallidocious?
superexpiallidociouscalifragilistic
what would happen if shrimp had wings?
We will official have the chicken of the sea (tuna) and the pigeon of the sea (shrimp).
Sounds a little fishy if you ask me... *ducks rotten vegetables*
Why do people (like me) make bad puns?
so they can get a free vegie dinner ^^ *throws tomato*
why aren't there black dalmatians with white spots?
Looks too much like the bird poo on my car.
Why must birds give gifts of... poo whenever you finish cleaning your car!?Blargh...
When a bird poops on your car, don't take it personally (or as I like to say, don't take it personal). The only reason the bird pooped on your car is because he couldn't hold it and there were no people walking by.
Why people accidently omit words when they're typing?
they're typing too fast?
why do most asians love math?
because the subject is...how some avid computer geeks might term it...L33t?
Why do fries not like hamburgers?
cuz when the wee potatoes were in the ground, they were deathly afraid of being stomped on by the cows, who are the beasts that contribute (nobly) to the making of hamburger, and the fear lingered.
Why do umbrellas always have to blow themselves inside out just when you need them most?
Umbrellas are just naturally ill tempered and somewhat unreliable. Comes with having a handle in the center of your being. :p
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
'cause 7-8-9! :lol:
what's a bannapple?
A very confused lemon.
Why do stars shine?
because they rubbed on baby oil!
If oranges were blue would they be called blues?
No, they would be called Jane.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
His grandfather.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it is Chuck Norris' favourite colour.
Why do caged birds sing?
Actually they are cursing those who caged them .....
Why do people eat rice?
You want they should eat cake? Seems to me da last dame dat came up wit dat idea lost her head! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/c090.gif
Why do mosquitoes exist”
If they don't know and generations of Mosquitoes are still trying to figure it out, how am I? They are quite good at spreading infectious diseases though....
Why do cats chase their tales?
because they love a good story.
Why is Chuck Norris' favorite color blue?
Because it reminds Chuck Norris of the colour of the universe. You know, the one he created.
If you had to choose an author (dead or alive) to keep you company in a desert island, which one would it certainly not be?
Edgar Allen Poe. I love the guy's work, don't get me wrong, but he seems too depressing to have a good conversation with. Not to mention he likes too hallucinate a little too much.
What's your all-time favorite commercial/ad?
Any ad that doesn't feature Chuck Norris.
Why does hair gel exist?
Hair gel exists exclusively to attract hornets and bees and swollen allergy noses.
Why must there be such a thing as ALLERGIES! :sick:
Because it gives people the sense that there is still something yet to be surpassed.
Can two rights make a wrong?
So dogs, cats, and other hairy animals have a reason to exist
Why must we 'FALL' in love?
like newton said, its gravitation.
why did newton invent calculas?
To torment me
why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Yes, if Chuck Norris wants it so.
Why is everybody so down on Chuck, earth's mighty savior?
My friend says cause John Cena is better.
Why must Chuck Norris round house kick everyone?
That's his way of saying 'How do ye do?'. Needless to say, Chuck Norris is a true gentleman and never misses an oportunity to be polite.
How can the chicken be the closest thing we have to a dinossaur?
Because cooked it tastes good!
Why does chickens resemble dinosaurs?
Chuck Norris wills it so.
Why is kandaurov a fan of Chuck? ;)
Maybe because he is thee Chuck Norris!
Why is Chuck so popular?
Because he has threatened almost every human being to like him. Somehow, suggesting the prospect of getting a roundhouse kick in the head, torso and in each limb, all in one single blow, is effective enough.
Why did Chuck Norris decide that the british should drive on the left?