Optimisticnad thought that Imam would get rid of Jinns, and he did, but was unable to get rid of the biggest Jinn, who remained and killed the Imam, and took my very own hill back from optimisticnad.
My Hill!
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Optimisticnad thought that Imam would get rid of Jinns, and he did, but was unable to get rid of the biggest Jinn, who remained and killed the Imam, and took my very own hill back from optimisticnad.
My Hill!
The Jinns are still working for me, and as a part of my plan, they have made Pensy too in a Jinn, and now all are on my side.
This hill is for me to rule. :banana:
Its MY HILL!!! :D
I've cleaned around the hill and now it is barren. No place for a Jinn to be.
My hill!
Madhuri dreamt that Jinns were working for her, as Jinns can't go to anyone other than the actual deserver of the hill, which is Pensive's. And Jinns can live in the sky, so kttd, it was no use cleaning over the hill. :D
So, hill remains to its actual owner!
My Hill!
:flare: :flare:
These Jinns are like cockroaches.
Poor pensive didn't see the huge swordfighting knight that landed on top of the hill after having been beamed down from the USS Medieval, a starship in orbit.
The knight proceeds to cut poor pensive into little pieces. Unfortunately for the knight, the blood makes the hill all slippery and he tumbles down the side, impaling himself on his own sword.
I happen to pass by, and now the hill is mine!
Until ktd222 passed by the hill, looking for water, and challenged aimus to a thumb war - and won.:D Paper: it will get you every time.
The hill is mine
the uss medieval, still in orbit, does not like it that their first knight was killed in battle, so they send down a detachement of peasants with cows. The cows are not ordinary cows, but cows that go boom. They are infected with the exploding cow virus, which is triggered when the farmers call out the cows.
The cows, now gathered on top of the hill around KTD222, who really likes the beasts, are suddenly called by the peasants. A huge explosion, followed by a massive smelly fireball incinerating the top of the hill, after the manure burned out, all that is left is a crater. No sign of ktd222. The peasants, having fulfilled their mission, are beamed back up, and the hill is free for the taking, by me.
My hill.
Aimus has the hill.
A conveniently visiting Asgard ship flies by and after the USS Medieval refused to leave the hill airspace when requested so, the supreme commander Thor blew them to tiny bits. I thank Thor, my long-time buddy, and ask him if he could beam a certain Aimus off MY hill and if there could be an accident when dematerializing him... like... let's say, a turkey sandwitch would do ;). After Aimus has beed sandwitch-ized, I have Thor beam me down to my hill.
I have the hill!
What the peasants didn't know was that ktd222 is made of liquid that resists inceneration, and so the vapors liquefy, materialize, and THERE ktd222 stands. No memory to remind her of the horror, and - smell. So began the workings of a forcefield, by me, that prevents invaders from penetrating the atmosphere around this hill, leaving ktd222 with the spoil.
My hill.
After the destruction of the USS Medieval, the surviving crew was stranded, and encountered a strange sandwitch. the Captain, being a very hungry, loudmouthed man, ate the sandwich, and suddenly became silent, with a strange look on his face. 'I was a turkey sandwich, nice!' The crew didn't know what was happening, but their captain was very specific, take the hill at all costs.
Marching on the hill, they stopped at the bottom, blocked by some silly forcefield. The crew using their secret weapon, threw onions to the forcefield, causing it to cry and loose integrity. Aimus stepped through, in his new captain body, and proceded to the top, where he challenged KTD to a thumb war. The thumbs of ktd were quickly crushed, and the blood was everywhere, leaving Ktd in much pain.
Now that Ktd was out of the way, only Jay remained. Jay, not knowing the captain was Aimus, tried to do away with him using a well know, but futile move known as the 'call thor' but since I knew this was going to happen, I jammed communications, all the while providing a feedback loop into the beam capacitor, causing thor's ship to explode, the poor guy, meddling in the wrong affairs, now he'll need a new clone!
Jay is quickly disposed of, using the last remaining exploding cow.
My hill!
Without thumbs, and without Jay, and in much pain, ktd22 learned the full function of her toes, and proceeded to prepare for galactical warfare. Dawned with mask, the toes released poisoness gas that permeated and rotted away everything around the hill. Including the turkey sandwich!
My hill.
well im glad theres no more mention of Jinns! their all locked up anyway! welll,....kinda.
opti decided to imitate korea and test a nuclear weapon under the hill. it felt like a nearthquake, inhabitants moved out.
hill mine again,
Optimisticnad's Hill
Poor dear, now facing world censure for setting of those nukes. Tskk. Well, since opti has run off in embarrassment, I should keep the old hill company.
Kathy's Hill!!!!!!
I immediately rush over to tell Kathy that there is a sale on pink fishnet tights at Ross. She squeals in delight and races off to purchase their entire stock. . .
Hyacinth's hill
Pink Fishnet???:lol:
I counter with "There is a sale on 80's acidwashed jeans at Macy's, Hyacinth"
She vacates the hill so fast there is a sonic boom. Brushing off my 80's mall hair, I amble over and reclaim the Hill.
My hill!
Kathy has the hill.
She forgets one teensy detail - Aquanet is highly flammable. I throw a match directly at Kathy's mall bangs. They immediately begin to burn and she runs, yelling and waving her hands, to the nearest ocean, into which she accidentally falls and ends up drifting to Antarctica.
Hyacinth's hill
Hyacinth has the hill,
But not for long becasue the hill knows its rightful owner and while hyacinth is away it grows limbs removes her and ambles back over towards me.
Nights loyaL littel hill :D:D
Night has the hill.
The hill mistook Night for Pensive as NIght was also wearing green clothes but then when the hill gets near, she recognizes that it's not Pensive. So she runs away from there and goes in search of Pensive, in twenty days and twenty one nights, she finds her real owner, the queen of the earth, the mockingbird, PENSIVE!
Oh yeah, Pensive's Hill!
Pensive discovers the hill that sought her was actually a one-lane highway. So curious, she takes the course, which leads to realms of infinite worms - never to return to truly discover that the hill was right behind her - and beside ktd222. Ktd22 is left alone with the Hill.
My Hill.
Hyacinth returns with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Hyacinth's hill
Hyacinth counted to five. Pity.
ROBIN'S HILL!!!
Robin, is busy eating his b'day cake.
In the meantime, I take over the hill...:D
My Hill!!
Madhuri's Hill!!!
Madhuri's Hill!!!
I Stop my trip for just a bit and whil Madhuri sleeps i put her in a Box and send her to Alaska..
My hill!! ( but only till tomorrow at 7 Am cause then i have to get back and continue my trip..)
Willow's Hill!
I sneak up behind Willow and undread his dreads so he has to run off and get them fixed before he continues on his trip.
My Hill!
puch that was below the belt!... altought i dont use a belt cause i only wear shortpants but let forget about that now..
Riesas hill
I dig a huge hole and put a carribian beach poster infront of it as Riesa sees it she runs and fall into the hole..
bye bye Riesa!!
My hill... (thought i should really thing about going packing my Muchila.. hmm..)
Willow's Hill
Willow forgot to pack the most important thing of all, his box of rain. He remembers just in the nick of time and dashes off the hill to go pack it up along with his Muchila. How kind of you to vacate the hill for me, Willow.
Kathy's Hill!
Kathy's Hill
While dancing with her banana friends she slipped on one and fell down the hill.
Papaya's Hill
Papaya's hill
I set up a big screen tv at the bottom, turn on Sesame Street, and the hill is mine.
Piglet's hill
Hi Piglet. I hadn't seen you around lately. I hope you're doing well.
Piglet's hill.
I offer her a word lover's dream, a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary, the complete addition. She runs to pick it up. Of course I lied.
Virgil's hill.
Virgil's hill:
I casually mention that there is a piping hot bowl of Riesa's "special chunky" soup and Virgil cannot get off the hill fast enough to get it. Yep, that thermos was getting heavy, I am quite glad to get rid of it.
My...yes indeed, my HILL!
Kathy, needing to go to lamaz left the hill alone, and I sealed the hill, with me inside, and secured the whole area around the hill with a riddle that reads as follows:
What do you call 10,000 lawyers chained at the bottom of the ocean?
I tell KTD that there are some very pretty girls waiting for him just down the hill, and they cant enter as they cant solve the riddle.....Ktd, goes down to give them a warm welcome ;)
Its my hill now.....:banana:
I really really miss this game.. but I miss Mil more :((....
Well, let's get cracking...
Madhuri has the hill
Aladdin comes by and shows her "A whole new world" ...
I pass by and hill is mine once more!!!
Tremble in fear for I, Shinigami, am back.. mwahahahhaha!!!!!
The Goddess of Death is back.
Shinigami has the hill
Death came up and asked her for her phone number, cuz she's just awesome like that. While she explains service in Hades sucks, I push her off the hill
Miss Caroline's hill
Miss Caroline's hill,
As was to be expected, the hill is bombarded from space by a fleet of martian warships. Miss Caroline together with the rest of the hill is send to oblivion, where she can have a cup of tea with everyone's favorite nutcase.
My crater.
AimusSage's hi--crater
M.C. comes back with a pot of tea and her 7 inch dagger, dumps the tea on him and threatens him with the dagger while he runs away to seek medical assistance for his 3rd degree burns
Miss Caroline's crater
3rd degree burns from a bit of tea? :lol: If you say so.
I use some healthy martian skin cream on the burned parts of my body, and use the rest of the cream on M.C. Her skin is not resistant to the accidic substance. She slowly dissolves into a puddle of goo. Which is quickly cleaned up by the cleaning robot that is in the process of rebuilding the hill.
My soon to be a hill again crater.
AimusSage's hill
Is my spirit so easily repressed? I think not- I possess your robot, hijack the ship, and shoot your butt off to Constantinople with a very medieval-esque catapult
I like the crater better
I stop rebuilding
Miss Caroline's crater
M.C's crater
I call an exorcist who is also a drunk. He manages to exorcise the spirit of M.C, but in the process, also has a little drinking game with a certain nutter from the nether worlds. He easily beats the poor fellow from below, and the deal was that the nefarious spirit would be locked up behind many layers of burning hot fires, in the private estate of the nutcase. M.C is now entertaining many sinners in an inescapable fortress.
I also decide to dump a little dirt in the crater, it is now looks like a hill again, and it is MINE!