The PAM makes mountains out of his mashed potatoes at the dinner table, to the utter dismay of his family.
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The PAM makes mountains out of his mashed potatoes at the dinner table, to the utter dismay of his family.
The PAM flicks peas with her spoon toward the dinner guests at the table. Occaissionly she hits them square between the eyes.
the PAM constantly sings "furelice" to everyone around him until their ears fall off and he can add them to his ear collection.
The person above me has a good opinion about those who comment on a book before reading it.
The PAM is lousy at math. :D
Oh Pensy, I hope you know I'm kidding.
The PAM sitcks his gum on the bottom of tables all over town.
The PAM goes through her neighbor's garbage, looking for a meal.
The PAM has arm hair dandruff that gets on his keyboard when he types.
The PAM throws a baseball like a girl.
The PAM spends hours howling at the moon as if that will make it go away! :lol: http://www.wolfpark.org/images/cutou...howl_at_Io.gif
The person above me is defeated by Amazon's Ghost.
That's great Pen! ;) :thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
The PAM does her homework in crayons.
Hehe, the person above me sleeps in his office.
The PAM wears empty Kleenex tissue boxes on her feet instead of slippers...
The PAM doesn't brush her dentures.
well, that is good coming from the PAM aka "Gummy Choppers!" :D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
The PAM's "self-resurrecting" fluid is beginning to get a little low...
The person above me used to pee in his auntie's room to irritate her. Naughty, naughty boy, he was in his childhood.
The PAM takes her job as a mockingbird very very seriously and annoys friends and family with her imitations of them... ;)
wait . . .i do that . . . *hides*Quote:
Originally Posted by Pensive
the PAM is a squid. and i had her for dinner. (why does nobody ever tell me what "calamari" or "escargot" mean until AFTER i eat them . .. stupid french.)
oh, and she recites lines from Monty Python in the shower with different voices for the characters!
The PAM reads cartoons and finds the language challenging.
Heheh
The person above me is funny but he should realise that life should be taken seriously.
The PAM is molting.
The person above me is scolded by her boss.
not yet anyways.
The PAM goes to fast food places and only eats those packets of ketshup
The person above me steals tissue papers from fast food places to use them in her home.
The PAM gives dancing lessons to fruit... :banana: :banana: :banana:
If I am a squid, then what the deuce am I in the shower for? Silly mir! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mir
BTW, I want my third tentacle back! Hi mir :wave:
The PAM failed out of the Arthur Murray dance program. :D
The PAM's atvar appears to be very bored with the book she is holding! ;)
The PAM wrote the book in my avatar's hand that she is so bored with. :brow:
The PAM rides horses like a girl!
The PAM has such poor eyesight he can't tell I really AM a girl!
The PAM obviously lives under a rock somewhere (probably a small and ill situated one, too) because there is no other explanation for her not being aware of my world renowned long distance eyesight prowess.
PAM is deluded by dreams of X-Ray vision.
The PAM has dreams of superherodom, and thus is jealous of the possibility that ShoutGrace has X-ray vision.
because you couldn't find the ocean!! :D :D :lol: hi kathyQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
okay, you can have the third. but i get to keep the second. :banana:
the PAM cannot properly recite "the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain". nor can she pronounce the name "Mr.Higgins".
OY!! Oi's a gud girrul oi am!!
The PAM is afraid of dragons!!!
Hyacinth's 'significant other' is a horse!
Hey now, I have a human one too, although I won't say which one I prefer! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
The PAM finds the Brontes depressing - *gasp of horror*
The person above me likes ShakyShockyShakenPear's poetry.