spilt drinking water into laptop :eek: :goof:
mine now.... the comps makin me walk the plank, cap'n
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spilt drinking water into laptop :eek: :goof:
mine now.... the comps makin me walk the plank, cap'n
LOL, lappies are not friends with water Jes, careful, lol.
i am.... now
You know, maybe this should be under Religious section but it is not a very serious thing.
But, this is comparing religions and philosophies:
Taoism: Shi* Happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, «Shi* happens»
Calvinism: Shi* happens because you don't work enought
Buddhism: Shi* arises, shi* passes away
Seventhdayadventists: No shi* on saturdays
Zen: What is the sound of shi* happening
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shi* happening
Hinduism: The shi* happens before
Mormon: The shi* is going to happen again
Islam: When the shi* happens it is the will of Allah
Moonies: Only happy shi* really happens
Stoicism: This shi* is good for me
Protestantism: Let the shi* happen to someone else
Catolicism Shi* happens because you are BAD
Hare Krishna Shi* happens, Rama, Rama
Zoroastrism: Shi* happens half the time
Christian Sience Shi* is the manifestation of tour thought
Atheism: I don't believe this shi*
Agnosticism: Is this shi* for real
Existentialism: What is shi* anyway
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shi*
Jehova Witnesses: Good morning! I have some shi* for you to read
Feminism: Shi* happens because you a woman
Societas Jesu: For my purpose every shi* will do
Tolkienism: - One shi* to rule them all
"Historitsism: Shi* doesnt just happen, **** takes time to happen"
"Marksism: Shi* of the world! Unite!"
Socialism: Everybody is in the same shi*.
Capitalism: If you sell your shi*, make a profit!
Darwinism: Survival of the shi**iest
Racism: We don't like the color of your shi*!
Facism: Shi* heil!!!
Morpheusism: What is shi*? How do you define shi*? If shi* is what you can see, taste, smell and touch then shi* is nothing more than electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Surrealism: looks like shi*
Postmodernism: Shi* in the jar!
Yodaism: Use the shi*, Luke!
hahaha kushi has a poste rof that on her wall...
Me worshiper: THis thread be my...
My Shi* that was funny. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Taliesin
indeed it was
ye be steeling me mark??
of course, see taken
alas, this place be toren by strife. an now reclaiming my birth right...MARK
hmmmmm mark over your mark
about all that sh* i'm asking for a poster for christmas that has that written on it.
That was hillarious! The shi* thingy I mean :D, lol, trying to stop giggling in a library... DON'T do that to me, lol.
indeed it was offly sh*ty lol :lol:
well then........ anyway.... mark
ahh but alas I steal thine mark!
Indeed (Teal'c kind of 'indeed') ;)
uh... mine all mine
http://www.sea-of-ink.com/stargate/firstcomm1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Jay
*for all you non Stargaters out there.
oh I was wondering about that
Oh the fluff of the mind.
:cool: :nod: :D :lol: :rage: :banana:
Hahaha metamorphasise
And turn into a Santa Yoda? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Stanislaw
But of course...the highest form of evolution :D
Stan, you know how to make your Yoda more Santa Clause-ish? Give him a white beard :D, it would go just great with the pointy ears :p:D:D:p
Pointy ears from which Christmas tree shaped ear rings are dangling? With big red bows underneath? :D
Emm... not really ;):D
Oh, don't go shattering my imaginary pictures! I was begining to like the idea! :p
Yoda? With earrings? What about a wedding dress? The white thingy ;), with the ... another white thingy ;) they put on the bride's head :p
Hey now, take it easy! I was just trying to give the Yoda a more festive look, like the elderly library assisstants who dress up for the Christmas... And here you are trying to marry him(her?) off? The veil is not a bad idea though...
Who would Yoda marry?
Or a better question... Who would marry Yoda??? :p
Mark ;):angel:, who else ;)
you've turned yoda into an asexual wise ... being!
Our ego demands that We claim the shi* mark We rightly have deserved.
Mark! as the herald angel sings. ;)
uh isn't the line hark?
Not anymore.
Well, it's logical only. Everybody wants to leave their mark, so why should the herald angel be an exeption?
Mark! the herald angel sings.
q.e.d
okay.... well here's my mark
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Who Wouldn't marry Yoda??? :confused: :D
http://www.nightscribe.com/Entertain...ges/yaddle.jpg
Yoda's Wife???
And
http://www.padawansguide.com/gifs/jen_yoda3.jpg
Yoda's Son???
lol
too cute for Yoda's :D
wow another thread is closed..MARK!
Carefull now don't wanto close this one after breaking a thousand. ;)
okey.....shutting up now :D