If you were a...

A super computer!


If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

burnt sienna -- a dreamy color

If you were a page of a well-read, well-loved book would you be the words or the coffee stain?

The words.

What would you do if one morning you woke and saw Brad Pitt in the mirror?

Tell him to get out of my bathroom.

If you were a path in a wooded area, what interesting places would you NOT lead to?

I'd pull him out.

If you were me, would you go back to playing the "If you were a..." forum?

Yeah.

If you found yourself naked in a busy street with thousands of eyes upon you, you would...?

Probably be dreaming or mugged by multiple people.


If you were a vagabond, where would you roam?

Following the path of my heart...and wherever the smells of a bakery took me...

If you were a path in a wooded area, what interesting places would you NOT lead to?

Civilization.



If you were a food, which would you be?

A delicious enchilada with a side of rice

If you were a dog and spotted a hole under the fence, where would you roam off to?

the butcher shop


If you were a planet which would you be?

Pluto...because I like Mickey Mouse...:)

If you were stripped by your friends in a swimming pool, what would you do?

Punch their ***** out of their ***** and then beat the ******** out of them. The ******* ****** deserve it.


If you were an letter, which letter would you be? (Has to be alphabetical)

Q.

If you were a TNG Star Trek character, which one would you be?

I'd be two letters.......BN

I'd ask to be moved to the show Enterprise

If you were of the opposite gender when you woke up tomorrow...what's the first thing that you'd do?