because it's prickley like a pine tree and sweet like an apple
why doesn't any one tell me any thing?
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because it's prickley like a pine tree and sweet like an apple
why doesn't any one tell me any thing?
Because they assume you are the ultimate carrier of knowledge already.
Why are wheels round?
Friction.
Why do people ask stupid questions? :rolleyes: http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/a050.gif
Cuz the thread title told us to.
Why would anyone want to sleep with the fishes?
Because the porpoises won't have anything to do with them.
What is up with Oprah?
Unstable blood sugar from back and forth dieting
Why do flies fly?
because they are too lazy to crawl...
Why do chicken have small heads?
Because they like small hats.....
Why do people lie?
That's the most comfortable position in which to sleep.
Who got da funk?
Mr Da Funk.
Why do pigs squeal?
They can't sing the words.
Why do possums insist on crossing highways, given their high death rate?
To give passengers on buses something to "oh" and "ah" over.
Why is my boss such a taskmistress?
It's just the way he stands that makes you think that.
Why are lost objects always to be found in the last place I look?
Because why would you continue looking after youve found it?
What will happen if we all just laugh for eternity?
We would all be very happy people! (With very sore sides.)
If you give a moose a cookie, what happens when the reindeer get jealous?