It's a nicer shade than grey.
What time do you leave work/school today?
Printable View
It's a nicer shade than grey.
What time do you leave work/school today?
3:10
Why is Purple, Purple?
Because a square is to pointy.
Why don't penguins fly?
Where would they go?
Why cigar-store *Indians*?
Because Everyone Else is to boring.
Why don't dogs have thumbs?
As they don't drink thumps up:)
Why don't we see god?
Because he is so magnificent that if we see him our eyes will burn before his greatness!
Why is glitter so shiny
Shining particles are added in it.
Why should we live?
Because if we don't live, who would eat all the delicious food.
Where did they get the name Antarctica from?
Don`t know the answer, it seems all Greek to me.
What is your favourite bedtime prayer?
Nite nite
Why did Elvis get so damn fat?
Because the pelvis in elvis stopped functioning.
Why Diana is still more famous than Kate Middleton?
Because humans thrive on death and conspiracy.
What movie role would you replace the actor for David Hasslehoff?