we had to switch to huddling under the dry fronds of the pampas grass, despite the fact that it afforded us only minimal protection from the elements. It was during those trying months that we most needed hear the elders retell the stories of...
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we had to switch to huddling under the dry fronds of the pampas grass, despite the fact that it afforded us only minimal protection from the elements. It was during those trying months that we most needed hear the elders retell the stories of...
long ago when there had been a ten-year drought and the animals acted more like dinosaurs than skittish wildlife, rejecting...
rejecting all notion that we might not be worth eating. Those stories, gruesome as they were, with their distressing details of limbs swallowed whole, and the sound of teeth crunching bone, made us see the rain as a protection, something to feel a certain...
free spirit, something which we had given up a long time ago. It was fear that ....
grizzled our souls and force us to reach beyond the downpour and the needling possibilities it presented to embrace the tacit secret promise of...
the damp green earth. Surely, there would be enough vegetable matter to satisfy even the pickiest carnivore, right? No one had discovered us in months; we were feeling secure in our grass huts nestled under the leafy canopy of 'rainforest,' as we joked amongst ourselves.
Perhaps now was the time . . .
...to learn to juggle; I don't have quite enough lumps on my head yet.
MY WORD! Is that a....
eight-legged thnoodle? Look at the particular shape of its thorax, and the speckled blue coloration on its head. Most interesting!
Have you got a...
"...MAGICAL CLEANING DETERGENT THAT CLEANS STAINS AND DOES THE DISHES AT THE SAME TIME!! IT ONLY COSTS 19.99 AND CAN BE DELIVERED IN 35 DAYS!" Later..."THE COMMERCIAL IS OVER WHY AM I STILL YELLING?!?"
(My Billy Mays impression:lol:)
Aw man. I just stepped in a...
a scene with flying monkeys, a wicked witch, a tin man, a scarecrow, and a cowardly lion.
I am wearing a...
A pair of neon orange speedos, no pants, and a tuxedo jacket.
I know...
that there is no other place better to spend time than Cold Ale - Blokes' Thread!!
. . . And how do you follow that up, folks?
With dancing bananas, of course! :banana: :banana:
But they have to split pretty soon, so we'll have to find some replacement entertainment. Maybe we should invite . . .
the Spanish Inquisition! :)
But they're missing one important piece of torture equipment. What they really need is...
a set of stocks in the Coffee Forum. :lol: :lol: :lol:
But to tell you the truth...