Flashlight: A tool that usually doesn’t have batteries when one needs it.
Snarky:
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Flashlight: A tool that usually doesn’t have batteries when one needs it.
Snarky:
Snarky: The cousin of Malarky
Crepuscular
Crepuscular: That muscular creep that's always chatting up the ladies.
Fitness Club:
Fitness Club: A place where you can watch TV while walking on a treadmill.
Treadmill:
Treadmill: A tire breeder that abuses it's tires, makes too many, forgets to give them water, falsifies their pedigree, and charges too much.
Factory:
Factory: Legalized compulsive labor, only the pay, meager as it may be, separates it from slavery. They pay you just enough to keep you from quitting, while managing to make you feel less important than a used condom.
Labor:
Labor: A political party, like giving birth, in some countries.
Politics:
Politics: The art of promising something and doing the opposite.
Homeland:
Homeland: A dwelling touching down again, e.g. Dorothy's house in Oz after the tornado.
Witch
Witch: A lady endowed with some itching wit and science, which arouses the suspicion of her neighbors.
Neighbor:
Neighbor: Someone who lives near horses.
Brooch:
Brooch: That repulsive piece of jewelry that you inherited from your mother. It has been passed down through generations of your family but you have yet to see anyone actually wear it. And you have fond memories of your great-grandmother!
Ostentatious:
Lol. I remember a brooch of my grandma with a llama on it. I quite liked it.
Ostentatious: Why be content with white teeth if you can have golden ones?
Gold:
Gold: A soft mineral sometimes used by Bond villains to cover women or guns. Often sent into space.
E-book:
E-book: Wrong pronunciation of "a book".
Commerce: