Phone alarm.
What is a lion's worst fear?
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Phone alarm.
What is a lion's worst fear?
they are deathly afraid of clowns
are we there yet?
Yes, but I've forgotten your ticket - so watch the car Girl!
Why is the magic kingdom at disney world roomless? (not even the king and queen live there!)
it is due to the Pepper's ghost illusion, the rooms are actually there i(n the Haunted Mansion,) but you can't see them.
If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box?
I would definitely resist an overt invasion, but there is little likelihood of one in this day and age. I'm far more worried about the enemy within!
What happens to a siamese cat in a fridge?
gets pretty fat...
what is my real name?
Tiddles.
What happened after the thing that happened before?
Exactly! The thing that happened after.
Why do we love chocolate?
To have a date with the tooth fairy.
How many fingers have you got on your hand without counting?
About 10.
Why do fools always rush in?
Never seen a fool behaving that way.It might be that they are anxious that someone might ask them something beyond their capabilities.
Why don`t we answer a question with a question?
Can we?
If walnuts are the "wal" in a Waldorf salad, what's the "dorf"?
Nuts (dorf = stupid).
What is there but not here?
It just isn't.
Why can't i stop eating peanuts?
Because you're a hamster
Would you prefer to be a lemming?