Pam

pam has an awsome avie!

PAM's too good at compliments, and lousy at insults. :p

hello everybody how can I comunicate with you all?
I'm a newcomer

oh PAM. For your first post ever you put it in the Insult the PAM thread?

Well for starters, your username is so weird that not even you can pronounce it. PAM, will you ever be back?

Pam is not the lady of Shalott but the lady of Shalot *laughts* onions, anyone?

(I love Kalex username I sound so cool saying it!)

that's awesome. I award you the best Shalot joke on litnet award. (well at least everyone knows how to spell it now.)

The PAM - crap. I can't even insult the PAM now. I am so embarrassed, humbled and amused at this point. The best I can come up with is that the PAM is a poop face.

PAM laughs at people with poop faces.

The PAM looked in the mirror and gasped ... we are ALL poop faces! :alien:

the pam can only see herself in the mirror but thinks its the world, therforth coming to the conclusion the world is poopy faced

The PAM wishes she had a mirror, but alas, it cracked (for whatever reason, I'll not say...) :lol:

the pam doesnt understand my fear of mirrors, and the hate i have for what i seer looking back at me,

the pam will become a mirror friend as a mirror will eat them

[mirrors DO eat you, if you look into them after midnight, in the dark!] :alien:

The PAM decided that her toothpaste would taste real good on some rye toast, so that is what she had for breakfast. :lol:

PAM probably shaves the soles of her feet. ;)

The PAM's guitar playing has been compaired to the sound a cat would make if stepped upon by a horse... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../GuitarMan.gif

the pam is a dead poet who lives in a society of other poets who call him "a pen mouse" the kids call him "a pen mousie".