Would You??

Like a hospital waiting room...have done it...

Would you bath in a public restroom sink?

yucky, no

would you eat running yolks?

yes...with toast

Would you eat raw oysters?

yes

would you eat horseradish sauce by itself?

No...yuk

Would you eat ketchup by itself?

nope

would you put chewed gum in someone's clothes?

No way

Would you have a spitting contest?

gross

would you feed the deer?

Yes.

Would you?

(cccchhhhhhhHHHHHHhaawkkk!!)

Would you measure the distance?

1.45 cm.

Would you vote in the Short Story Competition to break the tie?

Probably not the best person...people don't like my opinions

Would you write a Short Story to be judged?

Yes, but not right now, too much effort too little time. Although, since I am no longer a mod, can I be eligible for the short story competition? I'll get back on this. :D

Would you chuck wood if a woodchuck would do your job?

no, I don't want to chuck wood.

Would you quack at a duck?

quack

Would you could you, won't you be my neighbor?

sure

would you shovel my driveway?

Yes I would

Would you help clean my house?

nope...I'm not good with the dust cloth...

would you fix my electric wiring?

Sure, no problem, I like to do that sort of stuff...

Would you correct my brain functions?

Let me get my tools...

Would you move a little bit to the left?

impossible, the left is blocked by opportunist that are too aggressive to bother fighting...

Would you consider the right a possibility...

If you cut off your left side, your right will be left...

Would you agree?

Indefinitly, but I would agree in protest, the right is preferable, as a lefty...

Would you consider yourself above average intelligence?

I would never even consider such a thing?

Would you consider me of an above average intelligence?

Yes, but on a side-note, the average intelligence of humans is relatively low compared to the Martian average intelligence.

Would you find the medeical condition called neurotocism a problem?

In you or in me? Let us be clear here.:D

Would you eat chocolate biscuits for breakfast?

Have done and will do.

Would you join me?

Yeah, sure!

Would you ride a bike at 120mph?

Mph? Ahh... I know kmph. Still, if I could properly ride a bike, of course I'd try.

Would you learn to play a musical instrument? (If you don't already.)

Yeah, anything but a flute. I play guitar and keyboard. Sometimes I poke annoying kids and they make weird sounds. Then I leave them alone.

Would you throw a whining kid off your plane?

Nope. I'm too nice for that.

Hehe... Poking kids. Do I qualify?

Would you mind if I smash you with my French Horn if you poke me while I'm playing?

You're not a kid anymore, are you? And certainly not a whiner. 2-3 year olds are the worst.

Me thinks it's only fair that you hit me in return.

Would you support revolution against a corrupt republic?

Depends what it is. Then again, it'll just go and corrupt itself all over again.

I don't whine, I whimper.

Would you falsely advertise vegetables to children to make them eat them?

Never, as a child I myself hated veg.

Would you make a false promise to a kid to make him/her eat vegetables?

No...truth all the way

Would you make eating vegetables fun?

Nah. It's out of my hands.

Would you kill to get a book you love?

Nope. I don't think I'd kill for very much.

Would you sit in silence through a boring seminar, when you could just as easily send texts to your friends?

I'm not much of a texter.

If you got up way to early would you try to go back to sleep or would you get up and start the day?

Start the day. One morning I woke at four am. I tried to sleep for about half an hour and gave up. I started reading and was online by about six am. Only now I've learnt I have a morning curfew as well as a night curfew. However, in the morn, the qualifications are that everyone must be awake.

Would you set a morning curfew for the internet, imposed upon somebody in your care?

perhaps if internet use was interfering with RL.

If you were shopping for a black purse would you come home with a beige one and a green one?