Damn water pistols they carry
Why do shoelaces get shorter and shorter?
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Damn water pistols they carry
Why do shoelaces get shorter and shorter?
Passive aggression. They hate being tied all the time.
Why canīt I trust my fridge?
because nothing stays in there much longer
To which species of dogs do the cats belong to?
Why do cows don't have kittens?
kittens too short to reach for the milk
Why do fools fall in love?
who you calling a fool?
Why do dreams exist?
So that we have a reason to sleep.
Why nightmares haunt us?
cause if they didn't , I would.
Why is it that every time I look in a mirror, I feel like I'm being watched?
Because you're actually the reflection.
Why does coffee smell much better than it tastes?
Why does coffee smell much better than it tastes?
~ I've thought about that too .. I like drinking coffee .. but don't like the taste .. maybe is because the smell wake you up ..
Why do I hate water .. when it first touch my skin ?
water has low viscosity and high surface tension so what it does is move rather quickly and hit some place all at once, that’s why it hurts your skin.
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK ?
FOR JUST $99 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TURN OFF CAPLOCK, it's a bargain just send funds to me Why would a girl tell me they are stupid but pretty-and expect a positive response?
you already know the answer to that one.
why do guys slap each other on the butt?
because our friends piss us off and it's a form of spanking
Why do women go to bathroom together?
What I was told once (jokingly, I hope) is that nobody wants to actually touch a public toilet seat, so the second woman is there to hold the first one's hands to help her keep elevated.
Why apples and oranges and not, say, radishes and watermelons?