Litnet's version of Devil's dictionary

Aurora borealis: Beautiful lights in the sky sometimes seen as far South as, well, here in SW Virginia-- as opposed to UFO's, and the lights one sees when one stubs a toe or hits one's funny bone

Toe Tag:

Toe tag: It´s a memory tag that you stick on your toe. You can choose one of the tag colours: blue, green, yellow, pink and, of course, white.

Tornado:

Tornado: The Dust Devil's bigger brother

Waterspout:

Waterspout: a tornado that loves travelling over the sea.

Monsum:

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Monsum (or Monsoon): Global wetting

Global warming:

Global warming: A serious problem that the Earth has gone through before and will go again most likely or a total fake depending on your knowledge of how nature works...

Toscin: with a shout out to Cassie on the poetry forums!

Toscin: something that ruminates in one´s belly

Dioxin:

Dioxin: Two bullocks.

Tricycle

Tricycle: Spring, Summer, and Fall

Whole nother:

Whole nother: It´s a whole another that lost an "a" so it´s not whole anymore.

Antonomasia:

Antonomasia:Referring to someone as that bleep of a bleep!

Condescending:

Condescending: getting down the stairs together

Bleep:

Bleep: The shortened form of "black sheep".

Condescending: The result of tossing a burglar through a window.

Junk mail

Junk mail: What a lot of male heartthrobs end up as, such as the jock that stole your girlfriend in high school who now weighs almost 500 pounds

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