As elbow-shucked is so hard to get in my supermarket, yes..
Where the hell do earthworms put their shovels when itīs time to sleep?
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As elbow-shucked is so hard to get in my supermarket, yes..
Where the hell do earthworms put their shovels when itīs time to sleep?
They work in revolving shifts and hand off the shovels.
Why do people hum (or make other distracting noises) in elevators?
To drown out the piped-in elevator music, of course.
Why do people who drive in snow every year forget how to drive in snow every year?
I hate when that happens.
Why do I start talking like Bubba Gump Shrimp when I hear the word "Bubba"?
An allergy or just one of lifeīs great mysteries.
Anyway, it wouldnīt make much sense if you started talking Robert Redford-like when hearing the word Bubba (or shrimp cocktail or shrimp creole or shrimp lemonade or baby shrimp or shrimp fart or sssssssshhhhhhhhhrrrrrrri................
Sorry, all the shrimp talk.... I forgot my question, which is:
Should I continue playing table tennis or is ping-pong considered as the new trend sport? I just want to keep myself up to date.
Ping pong was IN, but is now OUT - which makes it weirdly IN.
How does Robert Redford talk? (He originally filmed Out of Afica with a Bristish(ish) sort of accent, but it was so bad they switched him to a vague mid atlantic accent. There are a few parts where they kept his attempt at sounding British).
Sorry, i'm a Kenya fanatic and go there every year! (not the horrible parts, but rather the leafy suburbs above Nairobi)
In the older movies beautyful, in the newer ones somehow sophisticated, I guess.
To say the truth: I have no idea as he always speaks to me in a "Rolf Schult" voice!
Do cauliflower ears hear the sound of growing vegetable or vengeance?
No, that would be ears of corn that hear vengeance.
Why are crabs crabby?
If they werenīt, their pincers wouldnīt be of any use.
Do trolls stroll?
They do while file sharing - which is a where they meet and reproduce.
Why's do people like bad news?
not all people. The one that do are generally depressed and anxious and this just reinforces what they are thinking and makes them feel that they are not alone in their misery.
why are some people their own worst enemies?
Cuz they have so many friends, they need some enemies.
Why is my leg vibrating when my phone is not there?
Phantom pain.
Why canīt snow be purple?
It would totally clash with the red and green of Christmas.
Why are clowns scary?