Because you're sleepy?
Why should we die?
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Because you're sleepy?
Why should we die?
t's because our services are no longer needed.
Why are you in the mess you're in?
It began with my lollipop being stolen from me at as child.
Whatever happened to tube socks?
All the ones not lost in the dryer were chewed up by puppies.
Why do people still watch MTV even though there's no M anymore and the TV is godawful?
Because people need to get bored.
Why do people watch tv?
To figure out who shot J.R. (Whoa! I'm dating myself.)
Who did shoot J.R. anyway?
J.R. never got shot, that was just a government-sponsored hoax.
What is another word for thesaurus?
'google'
Where did i put my damn keys?
Where the Car Keys Gnomes could easily get to them and hide them?
Why do people take hope over experience?
Because hope springs eternal. People will hope for the best, even in the face of adversity. It's what makes us human.
Why would anybody think a venture capitalist has experience appropriate for a head of state?
Because professional government office holders know little about the economy.
Why are Scandavadian countries so clean and organized?(on bizness in Oslo)
Because all the rabble-rousers in those places went a viking years ago and never came home. The people there now are the descendants of the amenable, fastidious folks who were left behind.
Why does jury duty pay more than my regular job?
(Sorry, I ripped that off from a Steve Martin bit.)
So that serving looks attractive.
Are barking dogs really saying 'hey' 'hey' hey' repeatedly?
Yes, but on christmas they are in a playful mood and try to alter the vocal.
If you were a bird, would you have wings or just feathers?
I would try to have both, if that's not too greedy.
Is your corn hand-shucked?