Pam

Last week the PAM inadvertently drank from his inkpot. He's all black now.

Pam ate all of Germany's sauerkraut and is currently being chased with pitchforks all over the mountains :)

*pants* I had a narrow escape! :D

The PAM is in a very blue mood, because the rain keeps dripping into her caravan.

so true.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...Picture073.jpg

The pam realized she had gained 500 pounds from eating all that much and is now stealing gym equipement. Bad pAM!

the PAM is still auditioning for the cover art on the Morton's Salt label. Little does she know that they have already made their selection and the little girl in the blue background carrying the umbrella is here to say

(did anyone see The Secret Window? Wasn't it funny how the character's name was Mortan Rainy? You gotta love things like that)

The PAM was in a comercial for

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ane/208254.jpg,

the smell still follows her around...

the pam angered an ancient dragon and is currently living on onion soup inside its stomach :)

the pam likes to waltz with tomatoes, and cucombers maake them smile,,,

the pam is a tomato killer!

The PAM will starve herself to death, because she never has any food in the house. She's already as skinny as her avatar. :D

I can't insult the pam :bawling:!!!! (Even thought what she says is probably true. Somebody will force-feed sooner or later. *Shudders*)

The PAM is cowering in front of her keyboard, too afraid to type an insult

PAM purposely picked a religious avatar so that no one woud dare insult her.

pam runs around naked at night when she/he turns in a ware-wolf at night, which is really nothing wrong for they have fur covering them up. but the problam lies when they didn't know of there run and has several times almost walked outside still thinking they are fully dressed! good thing they haven't quite done that yet.

the PAM got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water and screamed the blazes ... it appears that she looked into a mirror ...

btw... it is said to NEVER look into a mirror when it is dark... **ghastly music**