(open to interpretation, but in view of your answer I was the mango!)
If you cured boredom - I would be your banker, and then retire...
If I were Wilson the volleyball on a deserted island you would be...?
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(open to interpretation, but in view of your answer I was the mango!)
If you cured boredom - I would be your banker, and then retire...
If I were Wilson the volleyball on a deserted island you would be...?
lonely.
If I were an empty chair being rambled to, you would be ?
The rambler
If I were a period in time, what event would you be?
My own birth! :D
If I were an endangered bird, what would you be?
Cerulean warbler
If you were a movie,what would you be?
Les Miserables
If I were a pie crust, what would you be?
Blueberry pie
If I were a secret wish, what would you be?
A confidant
If I were a salad, what kind of dressing would you be?
A simple yet classic one, extra virgin olive oil, a touch of garlic with a squeeze of lemon, salt and pepper.
If I were your favourite meal, what would you be?
A vegetarian, for your sake - as I don't want to eat you....
If i were an investor what would you be?
Your wife, an heiress.- LOL!
If I were gum in your hair, you'd be...?
(lol, not all investors are rich and sucessful B4B)
Annoyed
If I were a painting in a museum, what would you be?
An art thief.
If you had to speak to a convention of millions (including the television etc) would you carefully prepare a scripted speech or would you partially ad lib?
I'd prepare a speech carefully but as is my habit I'd add something as per the requirement.
If you had to speak to a convention of millions (including the television etc) would you practice your speech and expressions you'd like to show?
(A famous politician is reputed to have practiced his speech in front of a mirror.)
first I would load up on the valium then practice practice practice
If you were a confused and abused Spaniard from Barcelona working as as waiter in hotel in Torquay, you would be?
Confused and abused! XD
If I were wonder woman, what would you be?
The guy who decides what happens to the Wonder Woman character.
(Manuel)
If I were a talent agent what talent would you show? (and pretend you Had to do the thing -cuz I said so
Hm. Probably singing. I can't dance worth a dime. XD
If I were a famous actress, what would you be?
your happy and rich agent!
If I were a figment of your imagination, what would you be?
A person with mental illness.
If I were a hot air balloon, you would be...
An airplane!
If I were a very sturdy, very old chair, what would you be?
I would be the one sitting on you, drinking my cup of tea, reading my morning newspaper and enjoying the warmth from the sunlight coming throught the window.
If I was a temptation, what would you be?
The tempted. (Sounds like a title of a book....)
If I were a worn out, but classic book, what would you be?
In trouble.
If I was a rose bush, what would you be?
A thorn
If I were a crown,what would you be?
wearing a frown.
If I were a sea,what would you be?
sea-shore!
If I were Tyrion Lannister who would you be?
A professional midget tosser.(sorrry, i couldnt resist!!!)
If I were were a ticket what destination would you choose?
La bella Italia
If I were Monday,what would you be?
Friday!
If I were a high class Benz Mercedes, what would you be?
Driving you in stilettos with the roof down.
If I were a warm glowing fire, what would you be?
( christian louboutin's of course)
I'd be the one lying in front of you wearing nothing but a smile and drinking Crystal
If I were a distant memory, what would you be?
A chance encounter from the past.
If i were an arresting officer, what would you be?
Drunk and trying to put on your hat.
If I were a smelly foot, you would be...
(I would have said a very bad girl handcuffed in the back seat of the patrol car:devil:)
LOL! Lili!!!
Same Q...
I take it we are on the smelly feet question.
I would be a pair of Tube Socks(broad stripes) for ya!!
If I were your student what would you teach me?