Yes, but then it becomes a buzzcock and starts a band.
Why isn't white wine white?
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Yes, but then it becomes a buzzcock and starts a band.
Why isn't white wine white?
because light grape wine is white, white wine has to find a color of its own and dark grape wine is grape. It's never iridescent :(
Why does the leaning tower lean and say "Holy smokes, I've gotta stop leaning"?
Because she could. She was taught to speak by Leonardo DaVinci. He did it all, that little bastard.
What is the eleventh commandment?
I think the 11th is "Thou Shalt Not question the validity of the original 10"
Is life fair?
Fair is as Springtime in Moscow :)
Who is your favorite athelete and why?
Ian Thorpe, Venus Williams..... Hahahahahahaaaa, not gonna happen......
What kind of person are you?
First person, singular.
Should dogs be allowed to vote if they think they're people?
Hello, Basil!
Why not? Only they should wear coat and ties. That should be appropriate.
Do you like Piranhas killing ye?
Sure, why not. Better die feeding a Nature's offspring than with a stupid fall or something of the like.
Why did one fly over the cuckoo's nest?
Two chickened out... :rolleyes:
Exactly what is "mystery meat"?
It's meat coming from a mysterious being. Usually genetic-manipulated faeries.
Where were you when the Berlin Wall was destroyed?
Unborn. Probably in another galaxy?
If a tree falls in a forest, and there's no one around. Does it make a noise?
No, because noise is only so because it is perceived by the human hearing apparatus. If no one is there, the waves emitted by the contact of the tree with the ground are not 'translated into' noise, and thus... are no noise at all!
...why is truth so boring?
so that it can give people like us an opportunity to color it up!
Why does Earth only have one moon?
because the other one is invisible!
Why do I feel so forlorn that Bakiryu forgot to ask a question? :bawling:
(Just kidding, most of us forget at one point or another...;) :p )
Because 'Ryu lost her brain! *t-hee* *searchs*
why are cds round?
The reason they are round should be obvious from their name. It's a CD, or a Compact Disc. The adjective compact conveys that the disc is round.
Do politicians lie?
They certainly lie on the floor...I believe it is described as "politicians lie like rugs".
Why are dogs noses wet?
because they can't sweat!
What would happen if monkeys had wings? *t-hee* *flying monkeys!*
If monkey's had winks they would fly out of my butt
(sorry -- I just had too. I love Saturday Night and the movies like Wayne's World that come into being because of those skits)
Can Monkey's really fly?
Genetically enhanced mokeys could *pouts*
What if ants were 3 FEET TALL?
Don't wish that too much. They destroyed my lab, and the whole neighborhood, for that matter :(
What if we had to return to the Paleolithic now?
We are in the Pathetic-ologic era, with pathological liars now! How much worse could it be?
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Because a Psychassaur predicted that the world would be ruled by a completely inapt humanoid named Bush, and they preferred to commit mass suicide.
Where is Waldo?
In your backyard, peering in at you through the window.Quote:
Originally Posted by kandaurov
Why is Swiss cheese full of holes?
Because it's double fun for the rats: before they eat it, they get to have a good time in a maze-like playground.
Is Waldo a creepy stalker?Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Quote:
Originally Posted by kandaurov
Yes,
He will come and get you and take you to his home and tie you up?:alien:
He might, if he was truly a creepy stalker and not a misguided person who is always asking people to find him.
Why does Waldo wear a silly hat?
To keep his pants from falling down. (Or is that a different joke?)
Who's on first?
Yes.
What's on vacation?
No, I don't like junk food.
Did my answer make sense?
only to the monkey in my basement.
why is there a monkey in the basement?
Sorry, forgot to take him with me the last time I went there to sabotage your electric system.
Who on earth still says 'to bring home the bacon'?
the wolf thats trying to blow down your house
why do socks sometimes have holes
It's easier to get your foot into them if they have at least one.
What is the use of a violent kind of delightfulness if there is no pleasure in not getting tired of it?
because the demon in my shorts said so :)
why cant we all just get along?
because there is no fun in that
Why are cookies so good?
To give the cookie monster something to rave about.
Why are slippers called that--who would want footware to make you slip?
not ice skaters!
why are books square? (they should be round. round!)