A hole now covered in dirt by the hill reconstruction workers, who just started their work.
My newly reconstructed hill! :p
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A hole now covered in dirt by the hill reconstruction workers, who just started their work.
My newly reconstructed hill! :p
You ran out of money and had to sell to me :brow: :D
the Hill was demolished and new one built next to it but its private propety so no one is allowed or I'll sue you all. And the hill is mine, back to its rightful owner. game over. winner: optimisticnad. nice playing with you all.
The appeal of the hill is such that Optimistic grows so addicted, she forgets everything else. Including paying taxes, she is arrested for tax fraud and send away for a long time. In the mean time, I show the deed to the hill, which I found in a drawer. Now the hill is mine!
You are assassinated, I come back, take back what is rightfully mine. and since your dead you cant claim the hill anymore! so game over for you. rest in peace amius. (do u mind that i constantly spell your name wrong? its deliberate)
Back in hell, satan, who missed me for so long, is glad to open the door and let me back to earth. He's managing call centres now! :nod:
On earth, I give Optimistic a huge, gigantic hamster, and she is so preoccupied she doesn't notice I sit down on my lovely chair, on top of the hill.
My hill!
She manages to tame the hamster, who befriends her, and she commands him to eat up the man on my chair, which he does so beautifully. opti records it and puts it on google and it has more hits than anything else evr. so back he goes to hell. opti makes a deal with satan not to call him back and a deal with the angels not to let him out.
I turn hell upside down, giving satan a new ulcer, The angels are disturbed with the way hell is messing up the cosmic way of things, and release me back to earth, and take opti instead.
King of the hill: ME!
but opti is so sweet and wonderful they cant help but guarantee her a wish, she wished to return to earth where she enters the employment of amius, posions him with his drink, and hill is mine!
optimisticnad has the hill.
After she's disposed of Aimus (thanks, btw), optimisticnad thought nothing could happen to her that'll cause her to lose the hill (to its only rightful owner *points at herself* :brow: ) and she went to sleep. When she's laid in her bed, suddenly the lid closed... wait, what lid? Her bed doesn't have a lid! Well, her bed doesn't, but somebody got her a new one ;). So after the lid's closed, I come in and nail the lid of the... yes, coffin ;) shut, put an address on it to the other side of the world, knowing that if I don't put a return address on it and it can't be delived to an imaginery address... it'll just end up being stored somewhere that's not on
MY hill! *makes herself at home*
Off in the Shadowlands, the Dragon finally remembers it's been some time since he looked down at that wretched piece of real estate known as "The Hill" He opens the dimensional window and peers down. "Same old, same old!" He grumbles, noticing in passing that JAY now has the hill. He shuts the window and goes back to bed with a wicked kerosene hangover.
Jay has the hill
Or so she thinks. It's my hill, and to prove it, I plant a tiny little nuclear bomb with a magnitude of 20 megatons, right under the hill. Jay falls into the crater, and hurt her toe. As a result she runs of crying, and I own the hill! (What's left of it anyway. :D)
My hill :p
After the bomb exploded, Amius became a little traumatised and would wake up late night shouting 'bums on fire'. Of course he meant 'bomb'. Therefore optimisticnad was able to scare him a little and he fled, later he was caught in the streets walking naked claiming 'fire bums'. He wad admitted into a mental instution.
Optimisticnad regained what was rightfully hers as it was her great-great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, King Arthur, who built the hill in the first place.
Tinita09 foils optimisticnad with her own version of the Trojan horse, a clown car. Inside are her warriors, who take over after delighting optimisticnad with entertainment.
My Hill!
tut tut. one of me and millions of you! u should be ashamed!
optimisticnad, being such a beauty, intelligent, gsoh and fan of football, wins over the warriors, who start killing each other off out of jealousy. when the last one remains, she cuts all his hair, so he loses his strength. And the hill is back to optimisticnad. I must warn u al my great x 100 grandather King Aruthur is helping me beyond the grave.
Tinita09 challenges optimisticnad to a thumbwar for the hill, and wins.
My hill!
optimisticnad locks tinata in a tall big tower beneath the hill
hill is mine
opt's hill
I sneak up and hit opt over head and roll her down the hill.
Papaya's Hill
(Ahh, what fun , I haven't played this in ages!)
Papaya's hill!
We unleash the Vorpal Bunny against papaya and take the hill when papaya is busy having her throat being chewed through. That is no ordinary rabbit!
Our hill!
Hyacinth enlists the help of Tim the Enchanter. . . using his magical staff/flamethrower, Tim and Hyacinth manage to frighten Taliesin away. Once the mission is accomplished, Hyacinth sends Tim off to meet the monster of ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH and thus the hill is all hers!
Hyacinth has the hill.
Seeing she's not dangerous without Tim the Enchanter, I just simply put a wall surrounded by a moat up and trick Hyacinth into a ride, leaving her (purely by accident ;)) outside.
My hill!
Jay has the hill.
I tell her that Night is visiting Czech Republic, she becomes excited and runs off to her computer to have a chat with Night, while I quickly grabs my very own hill!
My Very Own Hill!
Pensive's Hill!
The blue dragon returns after a long break and asks, "Are you STILL fighting over this hill?" She laughs, "I have come for this hill, as it contains some gold of mine that you all seem to have forgotten." While retrieving my gold from the hill, I sneeze and Pensive is burned to a crisp. CURSE THIS WRETCHED COLD. So, I guess it's now
MY hill
I lure Bluebird with all the beautiful gifts I have for her, diamonds, which are kept on that hill. She runs off to get her gifts, while she is searching for the imaginary diamonds, I take over the hill.
Oh, my beautiful hill! I'll call it 'Paradise' :D I can see my kindom from the top.
My lovely hill! :D
While pretending that I'm going to look for all of these shiny, imaginary diamonds I walk off with my gold. The second I get to the bottom of the hill, I hear a scream. I rush back up to find that my little dragons have followed me and eaten Madhuri.
Looks like it's our hill again.
The dragons own the hill
A Tiger appears from somewhere and starts having a bloody fight with the dragon, while Pensive runs far, far away with her hill!
Queen Pensive's Hill!
Feeling too sick to bother fighting the tiger, I just eat it whole and let my baby dragons chase Pesnive. When they catch her, they eat her. They then prowl around at the bottom of the hill, waiting for more people to eat. I sigh. The hill is still ours.
I bring my army of friendly aliens, the dragons die of heart attack on seeing strange creatures. :lol:
The Paradise is mine now, and forever :D
My dragon heart is strong and I don't have a heart attack, but my little baby dragons were too small to handle it. Furious, I lunge at Madhuri and the aliens and rip them to shreds.
After an hour of shredding, I pick a shred of Madhuri out of my teeth and set about resurrecting my fallen offspring by breathing fire into them. They wake up as if thet had just been sleeping. I now claim this wretched hill as mine. NO ONE WILL DEFEAT ME NOW!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Pensive saw Madhuri taking Paradise, what she would have done of the poor old hill. But Pensive, as she is very much obsessed with it, takes the hill lovingly.
Her Hill!
Pensive's Hill!
I give Pensy a poisonous candy, and she is gone, never to return again. :D
'Paradise' is mine once again. :D I have also built a huge wall, like the Great Wall of China, around my territory. No one can enter now.
My Hill!! My beautiful hill!! :banana:
Madhuri has the hill.
Madhuri thought that Pensive had eaten it, though she had not because her Jinns told her that the candy was poisonous. And thousand Jinns (powerful creatures) are enough to break the wall, on Pensive's instructions so the hill once again, becomes her's.
Pensive's Hill!
Pensive has the hill.
I congratulate her on her victory, gather up my young dragons, and my gold and take them home, promising to come and visit some time, as the hill seems to be a good feeding ground.
We wave goodbye.
It is STILL Pensive's hill
Indeed, it is. The queen of the hill is happy to have her hill back, even the dragons have accepted it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bluebiird
But she welcomes all those who want to take a tour of Pensive's Hill. :p
Anybody wants the party? After all, the real queen has got her hill back! :p
Pensive has the hill.
After a wild party, Pensive is so tired nothing can wake her up. In fact she is so tired she will never wake up again. *pretends to sigh but fails miserably* :evil:
MY hill!
Jay has the not-real-one-hill.
Pensive had put Jinns on the guard of her hill, and it was the model of another hill which she was having, in the party. Jay had mistaken that model, and thought it was the hill. Poor girl....neither was it a hill, nor was Pensive going to sleep forever. You can see it by that she woke up after a nice sleep of seven hours, with her model gone, but still she had the ACTUAL hill. So Pensive, the queen is going to give a big party, now open to all litnet members!
Jinns are guarding the hill, and no power can destroy them.
The hill remains Pensive's.
Pensive's Hill!
Pensive has the hill.
Pensive drinks too much of the gin and passes out. I roll her down the hill, and rightfully take my place on the top of MY hill.
Kilted has the hill.
My Jinns make me get up again, and take the hill from kilted exile! God Bless Jinns!
My Hill!
I have convinced the Jinns that Pensive makes them work very hard, and if I have the hill, they can live a luxurious life, partying all night :D
They no longer work for her and refuse to cooperate, they are under my command now, and with the help of my friendly aliens, I get back my Paradise.
My Hill!! :D :banana:
I've hired an Imam who gets rid of your jinns.
My hill!