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Oh, snap! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyacinth Girl
The PAM just loves to wear wet, squishy sneakers to swanky restaurants.
Yes, ma'am. They bring out my inner child. Or inner doofus, I am undecided on that... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miss tenderness
The PAM has an inner doofus.
The PAM is on a first-name basis with the PAPAM's inner doofus.
The PAM actually is, in fact my inner doofus.
Did I tell you that you could leave?! :D
the PAM's brainwaves are so insignificant all the surfers in her head decided to migrate.
The PAM wears water wings whenever he goes near water.
the PAM wears airtight shoes, whenever she takes them off, biohazard alarms go off in a fifty mile radius.
The PAM wears slices of salami on his feet in lieu of shoes. Talk about a biohazard!
The PAM wears the Wolvarine suit at night.
the PAM cannot spell "wolverine". this is a CRIME!!
The PAM wears Spiderman Underoos to bed
The PAM keeps track of which underwear the PAPAM wears to bed.
The PAM doesn't even WEAR underwear
The PAM has a working knowledge of my habits concerning unmentionables - which thread is this again?
The PAM, in an effort to conserve brain cells, has quit differentiating between threads.
The PAM's throrough knowledge of which thread she is in evidences her neurotic physcotic tendencies.
The PAM has also let spelling go by the wayside in order to have enough brain cells to function. :D
The PAM kritisizes spleling but gives no consideration to syntax.
The PAM is now developing my "neurotic physcotic tendencies"
The PAM is providing incorrect physcological evaluations.
The PAM is aware I am doing so, and yet has not reported me to the authorities or the Enquirer.
The PAM's evaluations are not interesting enough to qualify as Enquirer material.
The PAM uses misleading atvars. :nod:
The PAM does not know the exact location of Dijibuti
The person above me is frustrating. I can't think of anything non-flattering to say about her. ;)
The PAM is not good at making silly insults! ;) :p
For example if Hyacinth Girl was the pam instead of the current pam I would say she wears hats made out of newspaper or something like that. :D
That would be so awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kathy
Especially in light of the fact that the PAM, unfortunately, does not even wear paper hats; she prefers to let her fetid, mangy, mop of a scalp covering be an obvious and distracting intrusion to all those around her.
The PAM thinks his post count is embarassing! Duh-ho! :lol:
the PAM's post count is worse. and i thought i spent too much time on this forum . . .
: D just kidding pendragon, forums are life!
The PAM thought that onomatopoeia was a small country near Albania.
And thank you, Miss Darcy, for the lovely insult. ;) Good to have you back.
The PAM seems obsessed with geography, probably the original girl from Ipanema ... ;)
The PAM sings 'Girl From Ipanema' to himself in the shower; a fact which might not seem so devastating considering that the PAM only showers once a month.
The PAM enjoys insulting people too much. :p
The PAM also fell victim to the sweet lure of this thread by posting in it.
Mind you, so did we.
The PAM stares pointedly at people in the elavator, in direct contradiction to well known elevator etiquette. To make matters even worse, the PAM whistles elavator "muzak" tunelessly while doing so.
Shhh, you tattler, you weren't supposed to tell! Gosh! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShoutGrace
(Fetid and mangy? Good grief! :lol: )
The PAM has a very nice avatar.
--Oops, wrong thread. Sorry. Let's make it...
...the PAM has an avatar that reminds me of Helen of Troy.
Argh!
The girl in the avatar of the PAM has hair so thick and gorgeous that 12 men have died in battle over a souvenir lock of it.
The person above me seems to be forgetful. :p
The PAM is trying hard to fly to Neverland but just cannot reach there.
The PAM is just uneducated and inexperienced enough to believe that Neverland is a fictional place.
The PAM obviously is deluded enough to think so-called "fictional places" do not exist. :brow: