Stan's Dasterdly Ship

I hope this is suffiecient to back up my statement. As far as I know, amid all the turmoil, Papaya and Jay found the Dasterdly abandoned after Stan had left, so they with the help of the crew sent the dasterdlies swimming to Deserted Island, where it would appear Papaya and Stan had discreetly and secretly planned a honeymoon getaway. Papaya kept coming back to ship, so no one really caught on right away.



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Wow! Is your last name holmes?

oh no! how did you guess? what am I going to do?


I was just paying attention all along, and therefore it was easy to locate the posts. :D

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Originally Posted by papayahed

RJ thinks so.

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:lol: :D

I think I found a pic of RJ online:
http://stealthboy.dyndns.org/~msherm...es/emptg01.gif

:D

Oh no! where did you get THAT You're not supposed to have my picture, oh no, what am I going to do?

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Originally Posted by RJbibliophil

Oh no! where did you get THAT You're not supposed to have my picture, oh no, what am I going to do?

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heh heh heh...ye can pay homage to the captain o this ship! :D

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly XI
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(This one found pinned to the main mast)

What be goin' on here? By the great daemons o' the deep!
Now it seems that I a true ghost am not the only shape-shifter!
Yon picture of Piglet Holmes is not the maiden in yon cabin asleep,
Yet with her own mouth she proclaims that 'tis her in yon picture!
Cap'n Stan sails in a Chinee Junk, refusing the vessel,
That I raised for him back at yon islet and the sea nymphs repaired.
And here I were so kind t' th' Cap'n, and dinnae wish him harm nae trouble,
Could he not take what were at hand? I bet th' Chinee took it main fair!
Ah, love, it doth strange things to the heart of a puir sailing man,
And ye be requiring a Priest t' be a-marrying of ye twain?
I know a good man enough, dead now for two centuries, but a friend,
And his heart still beats pure and his vestments are unstained.
If you like, I can ask Father Sergio to come and join ye as man and wife:
That is, if ye dinnae mind having th' service at midnight...


(Got to spiff up me duds for th' wedding!)


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You must not believe all that you see. That could be me. Maybe yes, maybe no. You cannot be sure. Meet me in moonlight old, faithful Arrow, when I serenade the moon, and dance my heart out. At that melancholy, nostalgic hour, you will see me as I am.

And I will pay homage to none, especially not the captain of a poorly manned, sinking, stinking tub. I am faithful to Commadore Scheherazade.

somes cap'ns would be so lucky to be crewed by such a ghost as the feared ghost o the dasterdly stans!

Ach, Lass, t' be sure ye dinnae look like yon picture so dreamy in the moonlight. Auld Arrow has became rather used to his new power as a day walker, so ye need not just seek me by night. Here, me li’l 'un. 'Tis a bosun’s whistle, a special 'un. I were mate on The Hispaniola afore th' pirates rid themselves of me. This whistle I alone can hear. Keep it safe and secret. But in danger, gi' 'er a blow and I'll be there. D'ye like me new duds, lass? Niver mine th' aging effect. I maun shape shift t' fit th' duds, ye ken.

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Pendragon

Aaah. A garb worthy of such a noble ghost. You are most certainly fit for a wedding. You are most kind to show such favor to me. I choose the night, for the night is my friend. The light is life, but the night holds secrets all its own.

oh ho ho ho ho oh ho! (evil stongbad laugh) Har, we be back in business mates...fire on the junk thison be our rightful ship!

Gargh...has cap'n finally reclaimed the ship!!??

(from what I understand, I'm now be posting here instead of the other thread due to our re-comandeering?)

Hey, I don't remember any coops???????

I knew we shouldn't have let you make a wish on those birthday cakes!!!!!


DRATS!!!!!

Abandon hope, ye none dastardly ones... ;)

Ahrrrrrrrrr! where be tha 32 pounder guns? We'd narry put a scratch in with them long 9s!

Log of the Ghost of The Dastardly XII
(Blast me if I call a ship by a changed name—‘tis bad luck!)
(Found with the others in the sealed cask)

Odds Blood! What sort o' treachery is this now!
I come up here all spiffed up and prepared for a wedding!
But Cap'n Stan has turned Pirate again, and retaking this scow,
Ach, Arrow, ye auld fool, is this not what ye were dreading?
Once a Pirate, always one, like the one-legged bloke
That ordered meself ran through and tossed tae th' sharks!
By the powers! Cap'n Stan, I've been a peaceful sort of folk,
And dinnae wish to harm a soul, but ye raise the anger in me 'eart!
Dinnae ye ken that these people are under my protection?
I can raise an army of th' dead frae th' depths o' Davey Jones' Locker!
Ye may beat these mere mortals, but w' ghosts coming frae every direction
Ye'll loose yon fair pistol, afore ye can **** 'er!
Look yon t' sta'board, Cap'n the sun is sinking low:
And I feel the stirring of me army from the dark waters below!

(They be comin’, now old friend. I cannae control them all, so do be reasonable?)

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har, ol ghost, I aint be meanin to quarel, nor be I meanin to put the lot o mutiners to the locker, I jus be reclaimin what once were mine. :D

The Ghost of The Dastardly
(Spoken so all may hear and see.)
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Ye see me now, d'ye not, Cap'n Stan?
And they, out there, rushing o're the waters as nae mortal can?


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We dinnae wish things to go wrong, Cap'n, now do we?
I control them, yet some are maun hard tae manage.
Halt ye there on the briny, Israel Hands!
Amazing, ain't it, Cap'n? Still blood lust burns in 'im after all these years!
This vessel be yourn, you says, d'ye, Cap'n?
Ye stole it yerself frae someone else, did ye not?
Another takes it frae ye, and ye get all riled, but they left ye alive!
Alive, d'ye ken! 'Tis muckle mair than they did frae auld Arrow aboard The Hispanola!
And I left ye a fair ship in trade fer this 'un, and ye refuse it and seize the Chinee Junk!
Nae, man, nary a word! I raise my hand and THEY come aboard!
By the powers, I should blast ye where ye stand!
Ah, but peaceful and God-fearing I be, puir ghost that I be.
Mercy, nae judgment. Ye Cap'n's settle this a'tween ye.
The sea nymphs already repair and refloat the Chinee vessel.
But think nae t' cross me. I send the boys back.
Yet I can call them at my will. And this ghost 'tis a walker by day or by night.
Be ye warned! Come, Piglet, I would speak to ye.
Nae, lass, fear me not. Only my enemies need fear.

Mr. Arrow bids ye good evening, mates.


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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

har, ol ghost, I aint be meanin to quarel, nor be I meanin to put the lot o mutiners to the locker, I jus be reclaimin what once were mine. :D

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Sheesh, at least I staged a coop.....I'm not sure How you got this ship back, but watch out my sweetie I took it once I'll take it again.

The Ghost of The Dastardly
(Cap'n Stan's Cabin)
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Ye see me now, d'ye not, Cap'n Stan?
Faith, Cap'n ye are maun hard t' see reason, are ye not?
Headed out again for mair treasure and plunder, aboard a stolen ship.
What was thet? *Laughs*
D'ye really think frae a minute I couldnae have stopped ye?
Ye maun remember frae th' book Mr. Stevenson wrote that I were full o' merry heart.
I do love a good jest.
Ye be in frae a surprise very soon, me hearty.
Strange course ye be steering here, me bucko.
Still, ye never would listen to Auld Arrow, now would ye?
When ye see me again, Cap'n, take me advice then.
Adieu.

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Originally Posted by papayahed

Sheesh, at least I staged a coop.....I'm not sure How you got this ship back, but watch out my sweetie I took it once I'll take it again.

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I be havin a thought o that, since ye did a swell job when ye didst coop me ship, I be thinkin that ye be welcome o a partner in a captaincy o this er fine ship? :D

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

I be havin a thought o that, since ye did a swell job when ye didst coop me ship, I be thinkin that ye be welcome o a partner in a captaincy o this er fine ship? :D

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Partners???? :banana: :banana: Well then perhaps we should go shopping for rings?? :banana: :banana:

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Partners???? :banana: :banana: Well then perhaps we should go shopping for rings?? :banana: :banana:

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ai I s'pose we could be doin that. :D

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Partners???? :banana: :banana: Well then perhaps we should go shopping for rings?? :banana: :banana:

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ai I s'pose we could be doin that. :D

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Watch out, you guys. First it is all fun: coup staging and then partnerships and exchanging rings. Things can get all sticky, however... :p

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ah yes . . . and then comes the whole "you left your eyepatch lying on the floor again! walk the plank!" it's not all pillage and slaughter, you know . . .

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

ai I s'pose we could be doin that. :D

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Alllrrriigiggghhttt!!! :banana: I've always wanted matching nose rings!!!!

well, so long a they be acursed noserings! :D

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

well, so long a they be acursed noserings! :D

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With any luck they'll get infected!!!!!

...and wouldn't THAT make for a lovely wedding photo?

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With any luck they'll get infected!!!!!

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Indeed, if only we were so lucky! :D

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...and wouldn't THAT make for a lovely wedding photo?

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and why not...whats more romantic than gangreen on matching acursed rings?

Gee. Beats me, Cap'n.

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Gee. Beats me, Cap'n.

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See...nothing is nicer!, now at ats settled lets grab lunch!...gar, make for a richmans yaught and we shall steal 'is food!

NOW we're talking! Stealing from the rich is what I do best!!!

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

NOW we're talking! Stealing from the rich is what I do best!!!

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Indeed, in such a department your experience is unequalled! :D

Where are we supposed to be set sailing for again?

After the wedding one ould asume unless they plan to be married at sea on the eve of attacking a great ship?
or just after it somehow I dont think the victims would sit tight and wait for the nose rings to be exchanged etc then get robbed.

Well unless you found a VERY obliging victim .

Maybe marauding a passing merchant ship is their idea of a honeymoon?

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Maybe marauding a passing merchant ship is their idea of a honeymoon?

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:lol: indeed! :D