If I were a ______, what would you be?

hackled

If I were an intervention, what would you be?

the addiction

If I were an addiction, what would you be?

A d-tox facility.

If I were an industrial furnace, what would you be?

fire? lol

If I were a notepad,what would you be?

A note on it.

If I were an urchin, what would you be?

The sea

If I were a pumpkin, what would you be?

A pie maker

If I were a cook, what would you be?

Eagerly awaiting a taste.

If I were a surd, what would you be

Well served

If I were greedy, what would you be?

Depends on what you're greedy for.

If I were a troll, what would you be?

The bridge you guard.

If I were a stream, what would you be?

Hiking to the river

If I were fishing, what would you be?

hooked

If I were a garden, what would you be?

A rosebush

If I were a cartoon, what would you be?

miracle-gro

If I were awkward, what would you be?