Cows are Critters Just Like You
I never saw a purple cow.
I never want to see one.
A pink one's better anyhow.
Bright green would do, or yellow, too.
Don't walk if you must flee one.
Let Me Not to the Marriage of True Minds Admit Impediments
They're married now, already, even though
The ritual they should have gone through first
Was not performed and those who had a claim
Might say they've been abused by all of this.
Who'd want to take a bride who much preferred
A different groom to give her that first kiss?