It's 58 words. Sue me.
Do you ever feel like, all this time, you haven't been living, but merely existing? A floating marauder, a lurking, intangible shadow in an opalescent sea of solitude, awkward among schools, pods, gams, and packs. Even Baudelarian "spleen" cannot feasibly express the horrors of being forever alone! I've always disagreed with Sartre: hell is the absence of others.
