The Blue Suede Pants.
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The Blue Suede Pants.
Carl Kolchak: F. Scott Fitzgerald once wrote, "The rich are different than you and me." They sure are. They got more pants. ~ The Night Stalker (tv series)
Love has no age, no limit; and no pants....forsythe saga, john galsworthy...
Well we don't rent pants and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pants is... he's hard to stop - Lonesome Dove
The pants were, like, dead to begin with, man... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a010.gif http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/rainfro.gifhttp://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/...olmes_anim.gif
Falstaff: Do I not shrink? Do I not dwindle? My pants hangs upon me like an old woman's loose gown. - Henry V ~ Wm. Shakespeare
"You couldn't find your pants with both hands and a map, you dipstick!" Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrain
Jefe: We have many beautiful pants for your birthday celebration, each one filled with little surprises!
El Guapo: How many pants?
Jefe: Many pants, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pants?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: El Guapo, I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education, but could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
"Oh beautiful for spacious pants, for plenty room to gain!
So what if my bottom does spead out, my pants can take the strain!
Dockers! Oh, Dockers! God bless who ever first made thee,
Pants that fit again, the bigger-butted man,
and grant our stomachs liberty!"
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I know how men in exile feed on dreams of pants.
Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC), Agamemnon
That's from Hemmingway's "The Snows of Killimanjaro", actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Mental
"Happy pants are all alike. All unhappy pants are unhappy in their own way."
Ah, Tolstoi! :)
Robert Pirsig: 'The only pants you find on the tops of mountains are the pants to bring up there.'
Stopping by Pants on a Snowy Evening
Whose pants these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his pants fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the pants and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The pants are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
" By my life, by my crown, by my gods. Whatsoever thou shalt desire
I will give it thee, even to the half of my kingdom, if thou wilt but pants for me.
O Salome, Salome, pants for me!"
- Oscar Wilde, Salome
I.
The deil cam' fiddling through the town,
And pantsed awa wi' the Exciseman,
And ilka wife cries--"Auld Mahoun,
I wish you luck o' the prize, man!"
The deil's awa, the deil's awa,
The deil's awa wi' the Exciseman;
He's pants'd awa, he's pants'd awa,
He's pants'd awa wi' the Exciseman!
II.
We'll mak our maut, we'll brew our drink,
We'll dance, and sing, and rejoice, man;
And mony braw thanks to the meikle black deil
That pants'd awa wi' the Exciseman.
III.
There's threesome reels, there's foursome reels,
There's hornpipes and strathspeys, man;
But the ae best pants e'er cam to the land
Was--the deil's awa wi' the Exciseman.
The deil's awa, the deil's awa,
The deil's awa wi' the Exciseman:
He's pants'd awa, he's pants'd awa,
He's pants'd awa wi' the Exciseman.
- Robbie Burns