woops we have two unanswered
Why can I never find what I'm looking for?
Because what you look for is invisible
why do we have teeth?
To give the tooth fairy employment
Who made the toaster?
Printable View
woops we have two unanswered
Why can I never find what I'm looking for?
Because what you look for is invisible
why do we have teeth?
To give the tooth fairy employment
Who made the toaster?
The toasterer
Do you know how you came to life?
My dad kissed my mom.. this is how they told me
The pronucleus of my father and mother merged to form a zygote cell, that underwent cleavage to become a blastocyst and wasimplanted in the endometrium where i flourished.
Why do we study science?
cuz everyone should (mis)understand mitosis!
Why is it so easy to get a wrong answer to a math problem, even when you're pretty dang sure you did the work right?
Thats easy! it's a conspiracy by SAOM(SECREt ASSOCIATION OF MATHMETIANS) so that they can laugh at you in order to lighten things up around their offices.
Why is it so hard to understand women? hehehehe
Because those who ARENT women have such little capability of understanding
Why is most water bottled and not canned?
because you run the risk of drinking rust...
WHy are men so stubborn at times?
because they don't complain as much as women :p
Why is the world not a flat disk floating in a bowl of cerial?
because cereal doesn't float... it gets soggy...
Why are some teachers jerks??
Because the rest are psychotic HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why do products have foolish warnings like "Heat in microwave. WARNING: Contents will be hot!"?
Doncha know otherwise the microwave fairies wouldnt know to make them hot instead of cold.
WHy do holidays end?
. . . because. :D
why are some teachers so evil????
They say "Knowledge is light, light is electricity, electricity might be dangerous"
So, this is why they are EVIL! :crash:
why toot the horn?
To make a sound and agitate various bystanders
Why bite the dust?
because there are no vacumes
why called a pineapple ,although there is no pine nor apple in it?