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Aimus has the hill.
Glad I am a nuisance for you even after death :p
Since the horned one is getting annoyingly familiar with the both of us, he just kicks me out of hell upon my arrival. I lock Aimus in the house/castle/fortress/whetever by salt (ever saw Supernatural? :p - keeps the demons out... in your case in ;)) and plant C4 all around the house/castle/fortress/whatever, contently grinnning when I see Aimus trying to get out of the house/castle/fortress/whatever. I lovingly look at the big red buttong, gently push it... and blissfully watch the destruction of Aimus's Feng Shui.
My hill! :p
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Jay has the hill
Angered by the destruction of my Feng Shui, I decide to cut of the horns anyway, because I'll need them, and what better tool for the job then the Giant Miniature Pocketknife, by Martian Knives inc! opening the door from hell I step out right on top of the hill, I take the horns, and stick them both in Jay's guts. The blood's a bit of a mess, but at least I have my hill back. :p
My now shoddy looking hill! Time to call up Tim Allen for some Hill improvement.
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Aimus has the hill.
I remove the offending items of the Devil's body parts out of my guts, throw them aside and conteplate my next course of action. Deciding Aimus's GMPK, Martian Knives inc (TM) is not worth worrying about, I take out a pair of toothpicks and stab Aimus in his eyes with them. He is blindly running around trying to figure out where I am and where is he to aim his GMPK. He tired out quickly enough and collapses under the tree he ALMOST tied me to some time ago.
My hill!
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Jay has the hill.
The toothpicks in my eyes were a real nasty thing to do. After removing them, I pour some growth accelerator down my empty eye sockets. New eyes grow within seconds, and with these I can see in the dark. By this time Tim Allen arrived, and his idea of Hill Improvement involve some dangerous powertools. In his attempt to get it as nice as possible, he manages to drill a few holes in Jay's skull. Now lobotomized, Jay seems obsessed with her thumb and drools all over the place. I stick her in the broom closet and tell Tim that he did a fine job with the hill, sending him back to whatever he's doing nowadays.
My New and improved hill! :D
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Aimus has the hill :p
Shame I keep messing up your hill :p Blood, drool... what next? Mud? :p
The nice new holes in my skull relieved some pressure that's been giving me headaches for ages. In my new-found kindness of heart, I think it'll be a good idea to share, as it's very nice if people share. I blow Aimus a kiss, along with a few germs. Advantages of being the carrier ;). After Aimus slowly and painfully dies in spasms, I continue messing with his new and improved hill so he'd have something to do after his reincarnation.
In the meanwhile, I HAVE THE HILL! :p
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TOOTHPICKS IN THE EYES, aiieeeeeeeeeeeeee. poor darling Aimus. Look what the hill is doing to you Jay, it must be all those mutant body parts acting up again.LOBOTOMY, Aim have you been on mars too long with the cow grass?
Geez I am downloading this and letting a bunch of hyper kids read it. I am going to tell them if they get their education they too can be this cool.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aimus has the hill.
With great fear and trembling I sneak up to him inside a burning bush and hold out a white flag with a picture of a child crying. Aim stops in his tracks, he DOES have a gentle heart really he does, and he grudgingly gives Rachel the hill,,,,,,,,for one hour.
I have the hill(whew..........this is scarey)
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Rachel has the scary hill.
Of course, she catches everything I infected Aimus with, so she dies the same way as well.
MY HILL!
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Jay has the hill.
On my way back to that certain place, I come across a genie that just happened to be floating about near the entrance to Hell. He offers me three wishes. I tell him I only need two and he can keep the third, that way he doesn't mess them all up out of spite.
My first wish is to have Jay removed from the face of the earth, which he grants. My second wish is to be back on my hill, cleaned and all, with a nice pint in my hand. but before the wish is finalized, he than grants himself the third wish, and Jay appears. I ask what the ghost wished for, and he tells me:"I always wanted a dance partner, and you showed me one with your first wish. Jay must now dance with me for all eternity" I then get transported back to my hill to find it in perfect condition. A pint is waiting for me and I sit down a happy man. :D
My Hill, which I finally managed to keep clean :p
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Aimus the Cruel has the hill.
After having repeatedly stepped on the genie's toes (hard work always trying to stomp as hard as possible!), he wishes for nothing more than be rid of me. He is even willing to take ALL his wishes back if that meant he can NEVER EVER see me again. I grant his wish ;)
MY HILL!
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Jay has the hill
Back in hell, I angrily tear the genie apart and rip out his wish granting organ. I practice a bit with the organ and quickly get the hang of the wish granting. I now wish for Jay to have a nice big chair to sit in. She sits down, and gets transported to pluto, where she freezes and become one big cold lump of ice. I take the organ and wish my hill to be clean again, before wishing myself back on the hilltop with a nice pint and a comfy chair that doesn't teleport people to pluto. :p
I have the hill! :D
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Aimus has the hill.
Pluto! My fave planet! I kid you not! Right after Moon, but then it's not a planet. Although recently Pluto's losing its planetary status... Good thin I'm friends with Scotty http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ileys/beam.gif. Having sat in the chair for long hours, your butt is all sore and you go for a walk in the kitchen, since you realized you're hunry (well, that'll be me but I refuse to suffer alone ;)). You get all sorts of food (nice gooey and such ;)). On the way DOWN back to the room with your nice chair, you trip over your wishing organ, irreparably damaging it. Of course, your food gets just everywhere. You break EVERY bone in your body while falling from the very top of your hill to the very bottom of it, then continue falling all the way to hell, wondering why the hek there's a stairway to hell.
My hill! :p
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Jay has the hill
I supose the stairway to hell is quite a comfortable way to get there, when I enter, I see something red without horns whimper in the corner, I tell him not to worry, I know the way out. After exiting hell I call Kirk and tell him to throw Scotty out of an airlock, which he promtly does. I then decide to use my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM) to build a giant spaceship that dwarves the enterprise. I use it to get me back to earth, where I launch a shuttle filled with genetically altered flowers. The shuttle lands near the hill, and the flowers march toward the top, where Jay resides. The flowers unleash their spores and Jay is now under my control. I force her to clean the hill, but everytime she cleaned a tile, she dies a horrible death, only to be resurected by the spores of the flowers. In the mean time, I get some real good food from the fridge, and have a good lunch, while watching Jay die horrible deaths. :p
My hill, now being cleaned by Jay who continously dies horrible deaths.
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Aimus the Voyeur has the hill :p
You beast! That was cruel! Have you no heart? Poor Scotty!
I think I might be getting allergic to flowers ;)
After finaly cleaning the mess AIMUS made, I collapse next to him, take my sandals off and watch Aimus slowly fall asleep... I mean, get gassed :p. In a way, it's a suicide, don't you think, ghost of Aimus? :p
Myyyy hill.
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Jay has the hill
As a ghost, it's easy to float to the cloning facility. Once there, I possess one of my clones, now back in my body (sort of) I order a ticket for an eRa Concert, to be delivered to the hill. Jay, suspicious as she is checks the tickets for validity. When she finds out it is real, she runs of for the concert, but paranoid as she is, lockes up the hill completely and takes the key with her. At the concert she is having a blast, literally, as the whole venue transforms into a blistering inferno. While Jay is on her way back to hell I go to the hill, take the spare key that's under the doormat, and unlock the front door. :p
My hill, cleaned and all, with new locks! :D
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I am very glad that the hill is clean.Aim-you drink beer? I thought you were about fifteen!King Aim has the hill.
I put on an anti chemical suit, very heavy, six inch thick glasses, oven mitts and crawl up the hill to where Aim is sitting, swilling his pint and a flag of mars with him crowned king is fluttering in the breeze. I hold out a ticket to the mother concert of them all with IronMaiden(sigh, what I don't give up for causes.). Aim leaps into the air , catapulted with joy and is down the hill in seconds. I sniff the clean air and get out of that stupid protective gear.
The hill is mine mine mine.
