Pam

The let the PAM out for the night. You're usually on during the day.

The PAM is observant - I'm updating the resume.

That's not an insult. Has the PAM already gotten fired? :p

Damn busted. The PAM wears his pants just below his armpits. Not fired yet...

The PAM taught the PAPAM to dress.

Whereas somebody still has to teach the PAM to dress himself.

[To Milial, I mean no offense to you... wasn't you I was talking about... Sorry for that...]

The PAM has no one to teach him how to dress himself.. Therefore, we see him crying coz he's neki....

[ yah.. I'm 13... but I know a lot coz I've lived through a lot and I'm a voracious bookworm... ]

The PAM is a hyperactive teenager who meows when she's bored.... The Freak...

[ It's true.. I meow when I'm bored... hahaha! Unique...]

The PAM can't spell people's name right! Ever heard of a spellcheck??!??
[Sorry Mililalil!!!!] (I like insulting myself.. it's fun!) "meow"

The PAM is jealous she can't be naked as well as it's hot over here.

Well, the PAM may be feeling cooler being neke but he's sweating from his eyes...

[yah, i know... corny... *sighs*] "meow"

lol, sweating from my eyes? I think they call it crying :p
btw, not like it mattered much or anything, but he's a she :p

The PAM insults a cat anytime she meows.

Oh, well! I was gonna take up for you, Jay! Now I have to insult you! The PAM has been around so long she creaks when she walks! ;)

*edit* I saw your post before you edited it, thanks :)
*edit2* btw, I creak even when I don't walk ;)

Pen's too slow to respond :p

Sorry Jay!!! anyway... I guess I should insult you...

The PAM is crying 'coz she's neke..