Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Dafydd: Is that a Ruddy Duck you have there?

Brian: Dapper as ever, One dosn't always dress for silage time, an informal lounge suit will suffice.

Jocky: You betcha!

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:lol:

Ay up Paul mi owd mucker, did you watch the Challenge Cup final on Saturday?

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Dafydd: Is that a Ruddy Duck you have there?

Brian: Dapper as ever, One dosn't always dress for silage time, an informal lounge suit will suffice.

Jocky: You betcha!

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I haven't worn a suit for years, the last one I had had to be donated to a clothing charity on account of the waist size having unaccountably shrunk so as to be unwearable.

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Jocky: You betcha!

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:)

It is so refreshing to find out that my Southerly neighbours are not the only ones adept at cheating. No balls is a worrying new trend in the genteel art of cricket. Eunuch said. :)

I always thought Scottish sword dancing would be more fertile ground for betting on no balls. One slip, and Bob's your auntie.

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

I always thought Scottish sword dancing would be more fertile ground for betting on no balls. One slip, and Bob's your auntie.

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Man you are right there. One slip in the sword dance and tossing your caber goes right out the window.

If I find the bloody bastard who stole my bike this evening...

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Originally Posted by Taliesin

If I find the bloody bastard who stole my bike this evening...

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:)

You will give him a five hundred pounds reward, as all that exercise was killing you.

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Ay up Paul mi owd mucker, did you watch the Challenge Cup final on Saturday?

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Missed it! Missed virtually the whole season. The games aren't usually on at a time when i can get hold of the remote. (I'm last in the pressing order).

I thought Warrington - in the two games I've seen them play, were pretty good though.

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Originally Posted by Taliesin

If I find the bloody bastard who stole my bike this evening...

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Unlucky. Were you far from home?

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

However Athiest's intercession may be working, there is fine weather on the way (honestly). He must know a powerful Diety to vanquish the August Bank Holiday Rain Sprite, wno has held sway in these parts since time immemorial.

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:Angel_anim:

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Originally Posted by jocky

Anyone for cricket ? :)

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:lol:

That is truly hilarious. What will they think of next?

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Originally Posted by dafydd manton

No, Mick, the ruddy duck's a Mandarin. I'm fattening it up, then it's destined for the old orange sauce. Parker has an excellent recipe. Best served with a decent Claret, they tell me.

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Always a favourite duck & orange.

I can't the find the emoticon with the knife & fork at the ready, but I'm sure you get the picture!

I'm starting to panic!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by dafydd manton

I'm starting to panic!!!!!!!!!

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This is not an unusual occurrence in the Blokes Thread, but don't worry help is at hand. Take an ordinary brown paper bag and blow hard into it until your breathing is back to normal. Mrs Jocky, who has years of medical experience, assures me this will get you through till morning. After that you are on your own. :smilewinkgrin:

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Originally Posted by jocky

This is not an unusual occurrence in the Blokes Thread, but don't worry help is at hand. Take an ordinary brown paper bag and blow hard into it until your breathing is back to normal. Mrs Jocky, who has years of medical experience, assures me this will get you through till morning. After that you are on your own. :smilewinkgrin:

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That's funny - Mrs Paulclem always recommended a plastic bag - over the head.

Since the Cold Ale Thread is clearly on the up, is it not time we had a motto? Here is my humble suggestion; " Omnes relinquite, O Vos intrantes. " :)