No, but it's make it easier to get up though
Why didn't foxes and wolves become domesticated?
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No, but it's make it easier to get up though
Why didn't foxes and wolves become domesticated?
because much like one of my co-workers, they have antisocial personalities.
If I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together, who then is the walrus?
The walrus is clearly the eggman.
Now why in world would he be sitting on a cornflake wating for the van to come?
because I have been a naughty girl and let my knickers down....goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
Why do guys slap each other on the butt?
Because slapping each other in the balls hurts too much.
Why am i singing along to Neil Diamond?
cause Cracklin' Rosie is a store-bought woman and she make you sing like a guitar hummin'......
are we there yet?
Yes. And there it is: Wally World and Plastic Mountain - Run!
Wait, did I give you a $10 or a $100?
what money are you talking about?
Why don’t you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
The Mayan calender say a psychic will win the lottery in 2012 and then the world will end
How come you never see a baby pigeon?
cause they're in the pie.
Why do bad decisions make good stories?
schadenfreude
Left handed or right handed?
Right
You?
Right?
"I am, Said I, I am, I cried - what hell am I?
sorry, I can't hear you.
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
Always to the ballroom and the waltz. I'll be a mosquito on the wall, measuring your pash.
Where will you go with that bottle of Ginebra imported from Argentina?