the question again is, to be or not to be?
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the question again is, to be or not to be?
I think to be is better than not to be... Argh! Is my grammar correct?
was your gramper corect to mary yer grammer?
Hahahah... So farny- Never met either... Have you met yer grammer or yer gramper?
didn't I meet your grammar at the reunion?
Wot reunion???
Was it the reunion of the Grammer Queens; I believe I heard the Saudi Scientists crashed it, they all made beer bombs and butternut bread
Why wasn't I invited?
Weren't you there, in the back, with the funny little hat?
Don't wear hats... What colour was it?
What's the difference what colour it was?
Wasn't that the same question I asked. They answered: the man wearing grass lay smashed in the ocean, with red running out from the gashes of skin; but who was he, what was he...
Was he an Ogre?
Was he in any way related to Shrek?
Was he living in a swamp?
Did it have swamp monsters?
Yes, but did it have swamp gnomes?
Would you give a gnome your home if it asked for it?
Would the gnome be a family member or a friend?
Can a gnome ever be a friend?
The question you should have asked is can a gnome ever be related to me?
Do relatives live in your garden?
can the gnomes wear those shoes?
Well if one was wearing shoes would he be able to walk?
it goes without saying that a gnome with shoes can't walk, but could he skip?
It's hard enough being a gnome that skips, but can he hop as well?
there is only one gnome I know of that can skip and hop, what is his name again?
His name is of no consequence, yet you called him a he, if he can do two things at once, would that make him a he or a she?
it was simply a generalisation, since gnomes have no genders right?
Well they portray themselves as me, yet are they?
indeed not, for they are social creatures, but if that's the case shouldn't they all be able to skip and hop?
Yes this is true... But don't you think that a female is better at skipping and hopping than men?
you are right this is true of all species, but won't a gnome that skips and hops surely attract the attention of goblins?
It is possible, but what would goblins be doing in the garden?
surely they would hear of a gnome skipping and hopping and come to see, is this not in their curious nature?
Are goblins curious enough to mingle with the likes of gnomes?
isn't that how the gnoblin war of '78 start?
Yes or was it '79?
well it was the '78 financial year, but when did gnomes have a financial year?