Cuz there are dragons down there!
When do ants sleep?
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Cuz there are dragons down there!
When do ants sleep?
When they get tired.
Why are leopards spotty?
cause they lack in consistency.
What is the speed of dark?
It's the same speed as temperature - roughly.
Why is my pocket still vibrate - without my phone?!
Muscle memory
Why am I here?as opposed to there?
When I looked you weren't. ;) But anyway, everyone has to be somewhere...
Why are green rooms green?
Because the third ray of creative intelligence is represented by the colour green
Why is passion so powerful?
Cuz sleeping alone is a bummer.
Why doesn't anyone ever eat cotton candy at home? - only fairs and stuff!
Because at home, it would end up having to be cleaned off everything, rather than just skin and clothes.
Why is so hard to convince kids to not do things we did?
Because I still do the things I did as a kid-it's the same old me.
Where did you go Joe DeMaggio?
....Jolting Joe has left and gone away
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every couple of hours crying?
Because that's how they slept.
Why is it poeple who want to die aren't allowed to when people who don't want to die pop thier cloggs all the time?
let's not forget the people dying of boredom as we speak.......aaaaaaaaaaah
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
I usually thrust my arms around people on left and right:coolgleamA: - they move if they don't like it (and they weirdly like it - most times).
How is it that you can't get what you want but you can always get what you need?
cause maybe what you want is actually not what you need.
Why do good people do bad things?